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the first time i tried cilantro it was the most expensive " vegetable " on the market. I had a liken to vegetables and i wanted to try is before all this newfangled technology messed up my life. It was 69 cents ( gottem ) and i had saved up all week. I tried it and it was like the devil came into my mouth. I blame the asians for this mishap. I want it gone before i die at 500 years old. When i say i hate cilantro no one believes me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sincerely, Disappointed

Granny Smith
UpYours, HI
United States

Comments: 0

Melon bobo will remove cilantro

Melon Bobo
Holy Melon, GA
Bangladesh

Comments: 0

FUCK CILANTRO

Fuck Cilantro
Fuckcilantro, CA
United States

Comments: 0


Cilantro El Diablo 3!!!!

Bob
Hanover, MD
United States

Comments: 5

I HATE CILANTRO IT IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN AND ALL EVIL THINGS!!!!!!
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Libbet
New York
United States

Comments: 0


cilantro just walked in and stole this thing that is stupid ummmmmmmm no that was cilantro

Collin
Poop, IN
United States

Comments: 0

i ate cilantro once. it was horrible.

Billy Mays
Chicago, DC
United States

Comments: 0

it physically attacked me. like it hopped up and smacked me

Jjj
City, GA
United States

Comments: 0

To me cilantro taste to like dirty copper. Why add this leaf to such great food? Do people pretend to like it because they want to seem cool? It overtakes any flavor the food it pairs with has.

Please stop adding cilantro to already great dishes. Leave it where it belongs, as greenery on the horizon.

MDL
Corpus Christi, TX
United States

Comments: 1564

i cant even think about it
i cry every time

Dave
Strider, TX
United States

Comments: 1472


Cilantro indeed tastes like SOAP to me. I do have a threshold amount though---usually at Chipotle, I can handle the cilantro-lime rice in my burrito, but if there is a large piece of cilantro, I can taste it, and it ruins my burrito.

Dan
New Albany, OH
United States

Comments: 826

i odnt have any arms and its all cinatros cilantros am i aspellign this right.

Ben
Uhhhhhhh Philadelphi
United States

Comments: 3500

I just really hate cilantro it stinks and tastes like poo

Cullen
New Orleans, LA
United States

Comments: 8

This shit needs to be banned. Damn nasty.
The worst shit ever.

Fuck Cilantro
Melbourne
Australia

Comments: 17

Okay. I hate it because it's in everything my family likes that I hate. I don't need no fancy curries or shrimp, I just sometimes want some chicken noodle soup.

Sabrina
Anchorage, AK
United States

Comments: 0

I ate a whole plate of cilantro once, and I nearly died. Never again. #downwithcilantro

Tom Haverford
Pawnee, IN
United States

Comments: 3

I always liked Mexican, East Indian, Middle Eastern, Thai, etc... until cilantro was added. The past 20 years, more of my favorite foods have been ruined by that nasty herb. A good payback would be to add liver & onions to the foods the cilantro lovers like. Cilantro should be an option not a requirement for foods. I've had good salsa and guacamole, for example, without the vile herb added.

Denise Grover

United States

Comments: 4

One time I was eating a taco (a mexican taco) and out of nowhere a some mexican guy threw some cilantro on it mid chomp. I spit it out on the floor...

Dominic
Austin
United States

Comments: 1

Okay I was literally trying to enjoy my baked potato and my mother put cilantro on it so i moved to portland orgeon and became a baptist.

Baptist Mo
Portland, OR
United States

Comments: 43

The Problem with Cilantro is that people USE TOO MUCH! It's a wonderful herb; but you only need a hint, to make the dish interesting, like tarragon it MUST be used with discretion. Too much of these two herbs, and you can throw the dish away!

Guy North
Petoskey, MI
United States

Comments: 7

I cant bear the smell of cilantro,it can destory any delicious food.



United States

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Cilantro once consumed my life, but now with the lord's help i have vanquished the demon that is cilantro from my supermarket. I tore the head off the lifeless corpse and am very happy to say the day is ours, my friends. Start the revolution!

Non'ya Business
United States Of 'Mu
United States

Comments: 3572

NO STORY ABOUT THIS! BECAUSE I NEVER ATE THIS BEFORE!I JUST HATE THE SMELL!!1

Christa Renz
China Zhuhai
China

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Do you cilantro-leaf haters also dislike the coriander seeds when they are ground up as a spice? Does the spice also taste soapy?



United States

Comments: 1279

one day i was having sex with my hot ass boyfriend,Ira, and he accidentally got cilantro stuck in his throat and died. the end.
p.s. i hate cilantro

Erin Davilla
Las Vegas, NV
United States

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My mother-in-law HATES cilantro so I make sure I cook with it every time she visits! LMAO!!! :^)

21leftcenter
Seattle, WA
United States

Comments: 0

My problem is that when I eat cilantro, my throat seizes up and I cannot breathe for a minute or two, then finally I can breath again. Let me tell you this is scary. Now when I am in a Mexican restaurant I tell them absolutely no cilantro. So far, they have cooperated very well.



United States

Comments: 0

thanks so much for the cilantro on my scrambled eggs crappy brooklyn heights diner. if i wanted to taste fingernails down a chalkboard i wouldve takin acid. f-you

Dan
Brooklyn, NY
United States

Comments: 2

cilantro is stupid
cilantro is hate
cilantro is death
cilanrto is hate
cilanatroi stupid :(

No No Cilantro
Timbuctoo, CA
United States

Comments: 0

I'm one of those people who cannot stand the taste of cilantro. Unfortunately, one of my favorite restaurants is Chipotle. Their rice consists of tine specks of the demon plant, and their corn has giant chunks of it. Throughout the delicious mixture of guacamole, sofritas, beans, and lettuce, I sometimes have to gag down chunks of the green substance.

Keep that shit outta my salsa!

Skylar
Tampa, FL
United States

Comments: 1

All I have to say is the fresco menu at Taco Bell is FILLED with cilantro. Can't stand it!

Caitlin
Leesburg, FL
United States

Comments: 0

I am so glad to be a part of this page! I HATE, HATE cilantro.

Keiko
Portland, OR
United States

Comments: 16

Evil, vile weed


, GA
United States

Comments: 0

I absolutely hate cilantro. My roomate loves it and I hate it and she just made ceviche and I think it's disgusting. She just posted something grosss

Luisa

United States

Comments: 0

Funny - I used to hate it when I was a child, but somewhere in my late teens I started loving it, and still do. I do hate the smell of stinkbugs - and at the same time, I definitely see the resemblance to cilantro. Go figure.

Robin
Asheville, NC
United States

Comments: 1

I'm almost 60 and discovered cilantro 10-12 years ago when
I noticed my salsa tasted like I was chewing aluminum.
Cilantro tastes like someone mixed laundry detergent and pine sap and smells like an old kitchen sponge in your food.

Bildo
East Ridge, TN
United States

Comments: 0

Absolutely the worst type of herb to flavour your food with. Even when it's served as decoration the smell alone can ruin your whole food. Simply horrible.

Cillantro Is Horribl
Pealinn
Estonia

Comments: 0

Cilantro is NOT a useless herb.
http://www.naturalnews.com/038670_heavy_metals_chelation_foods.html
Cilantro, otherwise known as coriander, is an excellent food for removing heavy metals such as mercury, aluminum and lead from the body. This herb is believed to cross the blood-brain barrier and remove heavy metals from the brain. Taking 400 mg of cilantro a day can pretty much clean heavy metals out of the body in just two weeks, according to Robert C. Atkins MD.

Patrick Dennison
Ventura, CA
United States

Comments: 17

I haven't posted here in a long time, and logged in because I just discovered an awful product--CILANTRO CONDITIONER!!! NOOOOOO!!!

Not sure if this will replace or add to what I posted when I first joined, but in case it does replace it: My first encounter with cilantro was in San Diego in the early 80's. I took the salad back to the buffet counter because I thought there was something rotten in it--turned out it was the cilantro. Oh, the horror...



United States

Comments: 30

Note to members: Although I am not a Chipotle fan by any means, the food is edible IF YOU ASK FOR YOUR RICE WITHOUT CILANTRO. They will gladly get some non-cilantro rice for you if you just ask (nicely).

Michael
Fairfax, VA
United States

Comments: 0

I always hear people say that cilantro tastes like soap but I think that's weird. To ME, it smells like BODY ODOR (the nasty kind, and tastes like THE SMELL OF BODY ODOR. It's gross, I hate it, and I tell everyone I know who likes it how much it smells like BO. So far, I've been able to ruin at least one friend's enjoyment of cilantro. MuaHahAHAhahAhaHa Go, IHC!!!

Mimi Huynh
Pensacola, FL
United States

Comments: 24

I hate cilantro and my grandma likes to add it to virtually everything she can add it to such as salsa. Cant even eat salsa at home cause its infectes with the demon plant named Cilantro.

Jose
Chicago, IL
United States

Comments: 0

I bid a good day to you sir!

Man Of Few Words
Houston, TX
United States

Comments: 0

I used to work at a grocery store and people would buy cilantro all the time. The leaves would fall off and get caught in the belt and stick to my hands.

DOWN WITH CILANTRO!!!!!

Morgan
Chaska, MN
United States

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my best friend's nick name is cilantro and I HATE HER. I HATE CILANTRO THAT IS MY STORY

Messy
Denver, CO
United States

Comments: 1

It seems to me that people who like Cilantro have a stunted perception of it because they say it has a mild taste. To me it is so strong that a little bit of it in a dish completely overwhelms all other flavors. To say it is nauseating is not just an expression of distaste - it literally makes some of us sick. A little bit of it ruins perfectly good salsa. It is so overused that I have to believe that other people simply cannot perceive it the way we do. And they act as if we are the strange ones.



United States

Comments: 1

Cilantro is the devil!!! This one time I ate cilantro and I exploded.

Anna Krieger
St. Paul, MN
United States

Comments: 0

I loved eating tomatoes i any shape or form. Got a plateful of gazpacho, and developed a fetid, nauseating taste in my mouth that didn't go away with vomitting or rinsing. Had no idea what it was until the cook told me about cilantro used a garnish. Ugh. Never again. Do believe we should have labeling like for salt, nutrates and nitrites, and calories.

Mary Efremov
NY, NY
United States

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the most disgusting and offensive weed ever used in cooking. may be people who eat it do not have a good sense of smell and taste. this should weeded out of civilized cooking .

Dr Prk Raju
Visakhapatnam
India

Comments: 1

is cilantro awesome? I say it sucks. (that means no)



United States

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