by Jesus on Nov 5, 2018
It started when I was a boy. May 25, 2005. We were cooking out on a grill we dug out of the garbage. I was starving. My Mother gave me a burrito. It smelled wonderful. When I bit into It, my entire life changed. That nasty herb. I was just sitting there on my burrito. My brain couldn't handle it. I went into shock. I got dark and I fell. That very day I fell into a deep coma. I woke up 20 years later. In a mental institute, Next to a woman who thought she was Lou Diamond Phillips. When I woke up the nurse told me that I went into a coma. I asked her why and she said I bite into Cilantro. When ...
Dark herb cilantro
Slithers through my burrito
If only I knew
by Erika Stabile on Sep 28, 2018
Why do some people like you?
You think you're so great
by cheer._.up._.poptart._. on Sep 27, 2018
You crashed my server.
My Christian Minecraft server.
You suck, cilantro.
by succ.on.deez on Sep 26, 2018
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