by Anonymus on Jan 7, 2019
So guys... I don't have an account because it won't let me get one, but that's beside the point... This is my cilantro story. One day, in my kindergarten years, we had a "bring-something-healthy-to-school-day." Sounds fake, but this is legit. Everyone brought something healthy, I remember I brought radishes. Everyone brought something, and then we had to take a little bit of everything and try it. There were normal things like carrots, broccoli, green beans, even rainbow chard. But then... I came across the CILANTRO. I had never encountered such a specimen before, and he was so misle...
Dark herb cilantro
Slithers through my burrito
If only I knew
by Erika Stabile on Sep 28, 2018
Why do some people like you?
You think you're so great
by cheer._.up._.poptart._. on Sep 27, 2018
You crashed my server.
My Christian Minecraft server.
You suck, cilantro.
by succ.on.deez on Sep 26, 2018
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