Cilantro NO!

Cilantro, NO!

Supporting the fight against cilantro!

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by PacMan on Dec 4, 2017

My father, peter was 809 years old and it was his 810 birthday. My aunt Belinda brought out the nicely decorated cake with a slight pinch of cilantro on the top. I eyes the cilantro suspicously while she cut the cake. The birthday boy had the first bite so we all watched my father peter with anticipation. He severed a piece of the cake with his fork and lifted it to his mouth, where he ate it. He swallowed and licked his lips satisfied. We all started to dig into our cake and start small talk but then we heard a loud HAUK! and looked over to see my father bent over, still sitting on his chair....

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I hate cilantro
It caused all bad things on Earth
I hate cilantro

by Toast_chan9000 on Dec 11, 2017

My memes are ironic
My hatred for cilantro
is chronic.

by SoccerMom26 on Dec 9, 2017

Cilantro is soap, and
Even soap tastes better than
Cilantro. Drink soap!

by Mistyskies on Dec 8, 2017

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

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