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Added on Jun 17, 2016

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by John James on Apr 11, 2018

When I first found out about cilantro I was very young, my parents had taken me out to a mexican resturant and we had ordered guacamole as a starter. At this resturant they made the guacamole right in front of you which I thought was cool at the time. When he came over to make it he asked if we wanted cilantro in our guacamole and at the time I did not know the taste of soap it had, we said yes. After he finished making it we all started eating it and I said to my father (now dead) this tastes like soap. It took me a while to get the taste out of my mouth and after that I never ate cilantro a...

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Tried to plant the seeds
Died after a single month
Dumb weak vegetables

by HyperKitten23 on Apr 12, 2018

cilantro is like
totally wack my good dude
don't make me eat it

by Palistair on Apr 12, 2018

i know its not a haiku but its good just read it

roses are red
violets are violet
if a cilantro get in my mouth
my stomach goes violent

by more like cilantNO on Apr 8, 2018

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

Note: IHateCilantro.com receives a share of revenue from items purchased through the website! Who's better qualified to have a sit-down with cilantro than one of its floral companions? IHateCilantro.com is located in San Francisco (wanna buy some shares?) and wild sage grows freely on hills surrounding the city. Its omnipresent fragrance makes it an authority on all things odoriferous. That's why we love this t-shirt...

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