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by Bill on Sep 13, 2017

I was at a store and buying some food because I am a person and need to eat. So I decided, why not get Cilantro. I bought it and I was proud of myself for trying new things! I showed my roommate that I bought cilantro and that person directed me to a YouTube video explaining about this website. All I have to say is cilantro is good and your life is a lie and that I got triggered when I signed up and it only had 2 genders I am an active feminist and I believe that trunk people should be able to marry a male AND a female. Goodnight people...

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Its nasty green leaves
smell nothing like the herb weed
It is so much worse

by not-so-cheerio on Sep 20, 2017

Here's the problem with Nintendo letting anyone use their games for online content.
I know I'm going to get a lot of hate for this, but I don't care. I love Super Metroid. It's been my favorite game since I was in diapers (literally, I played it when I was 3 years old). And now, the only time I see Super Metroid on Twitch (my gaming source) is when I watch AGDQ. And it just so happens, that one of the main Super Metroid AGDQ players is OatsnGoats, who abuses meth to get the fastest times at this extremely competitive game. Because of this, I now associate Super Metroid with meth addicts.
Nintendo, if you're listening, put a stop to this kind of stuff. Figure out a way. It seriously makes me, and other people like me, feel bad.
Sadly, these retro games only exist in the public eye in the form of speedrunning. And OatsnGoats is one of the top speedrunners who previously held the WR a month ago, with the most viewers attracting attention to this game. He's had friends call him out for doing meth on stream, which I watched, and then I noticed how often he rubs his nose and snorts because "his nose happens to be itchy all the time." This has really left a sour taste in my mouth for not only Super Metroid but also Nintendo. I don't know what can be done about this kind of thing. But hopefully something can.

by Mexgar on Sep 20, 2017

I’m not being rude, I’m stating a fact, Super Smash Bros. Melee is the superior game. It just is. There’s no better game out there. There’s no reason to ever play any game except for Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube released in November of 2001. If you tell me you like another game, I’ll laugh at you and I’ll shame you. How dare you have different taste in video games than I, a fan of Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube? If you like playing Project M, even just for fun, I’ll spit on you. If you have a good time playing Smash 4 with your friends on Friday nights, I’ll call you every bad name I can think of. There’s no excuse. You need to get off your lazy ass and play Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube or I’ll never talk to you again. For those of you who choose to play using Dolphin, you’re illegally emulating the intellectual property of Nintendo and therefore not a REAL fan of Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube. The only reason the Nintendo Gamecube, the console that originally ran Super Smash Bros. Melee, the best game in the entire world and the only one anyone should play, sold any units at all was so that people could play Super Smash Bros. Melee, the ultimate game.

by Mexgar on Sep 15, 2017

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

Note: IHateCilantro.com receives a share of revenue from items purchased through the website! Who's better qualified to have a sit-down with cilantro than one of its floral companions? IHateCilantro.com is located in San Francisco (wanna buy some shares?) and wild sage grows freely on hills surrounding the city. Its omnipresent fragrance makes it an authority on all things odoriferous. That's why we love this t-shirt...

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