Cilantro NO!

Cilantro, NO!

Supporting the fight against cilantro!

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by Seemore Butts on Jan 18, 2018

The first time I ever ate cilantro, I was 5. It tasted like a sidewalk in China and I immediately threw up. I ran to my mom crying, "I HATE CILANTRO!!!!!!" She said back, "Well I love it." I asked my whole family if they liked cilantro, and they all said yes. The next week I packed up and moved to live with my friends who also hate cilantro. I haven't seen my family since, and I hope I never will....

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A sad vegetable
Cilantro bears all evils
Boycott Cilantro

by Keith on Feb 15, 2018

I never tried this
Horrifying cilantro
I hope never to.

by Pwnisher on Feb 12, 2018

Gross green deathly leaves
Tastes like a poisonous plant
Why don't they just leave

by Monopoly on Feb 12, 2018

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

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