Cilantro NO!

Cilantro, NO!

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by Emma on Nov 15, 2017

I was just an innocent 5 year old when I first encountered cilantro. My father was growing cilantro in our backyard. I didn't know what that meant until that fateful day when I tried it. I was playing outside with my chickens, and I saw the tall plant. Being a child, and not knowing any better, I tried it. I immediately spit it out. It tasted like pain and horror. I started crying and ran inside. My father, the poor soul, hadn't tried it and thought it was okay. He was very, very wrong. I wasn't the same after that experience. It ripped away my childhood and I want to warn parents a...

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Why Did She Lead Me
I Found It Because Of Her

by ThunderFoxCilantroHater on Nov 18, 2017

O, The Taste Burns Me
Like Sun To A Vampire
Cilantro Does Suck

by ThunderFoxCilantroHater on Nov 18, 2017

Cilantro Taste Bad
Only My Rabbit Likes It So
Oh Why Must It Be?

by ThunderFoxCilantroHater on Nov 18, 2017

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

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