I hate cilantro
I really hate cilantro
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- Matt Hates Cilantro    

Cilantro my bane
Vile herb in my salsa go
Rot sickening weed

- Cbowers    

Chuck Norris killed it
vile cilantro died easily
now he fears nothing
- Gonx    

Ruins Mexican
Destroys Indian also
Keep it off my food
- Rochtrev    

My personal Hell:
Forced to eat raw cucumbers
Topped with cilantro.
- Britishmutt    

Malodorous weed!
A vagrant's armpit would be
More appetizing.
- Britishmutt    

My neighbor grows herbs.
I will go forth in the night.
I'll right what is wrong.
- LobsterNewberg    

Nasty vile weed
Cilantro wrecked my dinner
Thought it was parsley
- Ronda80    

Cilantro hates me. Covering my teeth like moss. Second date, yeah right. ~J. Martin




- Molav09    

Cilantro makes me sick. Cilantro makes me cry. Why do I do this to myself?
- Molav09    

still monsters and men,
though they try twice as they might,
cast no such evil.

- Jams    

Evil has no place in
the age of Aquarius
Die, cilantro, die!


- God Hates Cilantro    

Once upon a time,
I ate some raw cilantro.
I said, "This stuff sucks!"
- Aardvark42    

Eradicate it
from your food and from your life
your toilet thanks you






- God Hates Cilantro    

Shitty Cilantro
You taste like old dying goat
Why did God make you?
- Dnk668    

Cilantro Shocks Me!
Like aluminium, harsh.
Tin tears on my tongue.
- ScottW    

Egg salad sandwich
One bite - the enemy's here
Maiming my tastebuds
- Amberlyslavastein    

Even but one flake
In my otherwise tasty
Taco makes me hurl
- Nimue1692    

..eggs, salt, cilantro
What? Why would a recipe
Add something so grose?

- Bananakey    

Palmolive or Joy
Pour it all over your food.
Thus is cilantro.
- Brude