Cilantro NO!
I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
(4,217 members)
Supporting the Fight Against Cilantro!

(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)

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A restaurant named
'NO CILANTRO!' where grinning
Gourmandizers gorge
- Cilantro Ice Cream?    
We 10%ers
Whose genes say 'Stop! No! Away!'
Will re-rule...someday
- Cilantro Ice Cream?    
i hate cilantro

it is so gosh dang nasty

cilantro sucks dick
- Elizahbunny    
I saw a yard once
It was growing cilantro
I then killed myself
- Emerson    
Cilantro so good
You are all sad sad people
I laugh at your pain
- Cilantro4ever    
Fans of the evil weed
Are not tasting what I taste
I taste diesel fuel
- Cilantrocious    
I recognize it
The bane of my existence
Fighting gag reflex
- Teadrinker    
Green specks in my food
I tirelessly pick them out
Last one done eating
- Teadrinker    
I want to fit in
but I just can't take the taste
of this foul green weed
- Teadrinker    
"Well, you won't taste it"
As if I don't know better
They all just spew lies
- Teadrinker    
Satans creation
Causes pain and misery
Vile cilantro
- Loganwalck    
Hiding in my meal
You don't fool me, cilantro.
You've ruined dinner.
- Coralie    
Hiding in my meal
You don't fool me, cilantro
You taste revolting
- Coralie    
Are you allergic?
To clarify my disdain.
To cilantro? YES!
- Coralie    
I must be in hell,
for cilantro grows freely
and slips into meals

- Coralie    
Go forth, banish thee
Capable of killing me
Cilantro get out!
- Coralie    
All gusto hath stilled
The cilantro striketh me
And killed my salsa
- DJ    
From the kitchen wafts
The smell of my old jockstrap,
cilantro, vile weed.
- Bento    
by heaven's glory
I have come to realize
cilantro must die
- HighlyFunctional    
Eat cilantro? NO!
Unless as prelude to the
Emergency Room
- Sierrasu    
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Contribute YOUR cilantro haiku.