Cilantro NO!
I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
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Supporting the Fight Against Cilantro!

Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)

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Those green eggs and ham
We now know was cilantro
Poor dear Sam I Am.
- Greenevil1    
It should be poison
And to many of us, it is.
Kill this nasty weed!
- Greenevil1    
Vainly had she searched
For her people, those who knew
The taste of green soap
- Greenevil1    
"I thirst," said the Christ
What was on the Roman's spear?
The green mockery
- Pile Of Dead Horses    
'Fore the seven plagues
What did the Egyptians grow?
God's greatest mistake
- Pile Of Dead Horses    
Cilantro? Awful
I would never eat that crap
Get out of my life
- Jmknowl    
disgusting, soapy
cilantro ruins my day
screw thou cilantro
- Tangerinecarrot    
I was eating lunch
I then spotted cilantro
I freaked the fuck out
- Cilantrohater666666    
Hot dog hot dog wow
Cilantro oh no, no no
Refrigerator
- Badblankets    
the only thing i hate
more than cilantro
people that dont
- Copypastebabe    
Blood spurts from his mouth.
And he knows who did this to
him. Emerald Sin.
- CilantrNO    
Opens door; finds wife
stuffing her fat pussy with
dirty cilantro.

- CilantrNO    
I lose all hope as
you force your green stem into
my innocent hole.
- CilantrNO    
shove your evil weed
this aggression will not stand
cilantro fascists

- Airwavdav    
this strange compulsion
to suck on herbal bed bugs
is simply insane

- Airwavdav    
hey ninety percents
stop forcing bad food choices
down ten percents' throats

- Airwavdav    
Goddamn fucking shit
Cilantro sucks donkey balls
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
- Cleanup    
Fiendish devil herb
You ruined my dope sandwich
I will fuck you up
- Cleanup    
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- JohnPhno    
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