Cilantro NO! I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
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Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)

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redolent of soap
this herb washes away hope
a good meal ruined
- Milford    
Popularity
Increasing in public food
Ruins my dinner
- Renorrell    
Nasty green herb flakes
Impersonating parsley
Disturbing surprise
- Renorrell    
Exciting Pad Thai
Enter the interloper
No, please not that too!
- Renorrell    
Stupid cilantro!
You ruin every good meal.
Nothing stops your wrath!
- Aodan10    
Disgracful species
Cilantro should be extinct
It tastes like feces
- Tom2005    
Expecting great taste
Lo! Cilantro is present
The meal is a waste
- Tom2005    
Cilantro sticks in
my throat. Anxiolotic?
I fear I may choke.
- Beeromatic    
Cilantro plant
on my windowsill
please die.
- Ddawnyy    
Hungry for good food
hidden green fleck ruins dish
would rather starve now
- Johnwayne    
Putrid Cilantro.
My ultimate aversion.
And malicious enemy.
- ManekiClicky    
ihatecilantro
--a site after my own heart!
My loathing expressed.
-kellygirl
- Kellygirl    
Green insipid herb
runs afoul of my taste buds
now it's up I chuck.
- Ronster666    
Delicious salsa
Scoop with chip then take a bite
Spit out band-aid taste
- Alex1877    
Satan's funky herb
stinking up my hands and mouth
Cilantro must die!
- Taraalton    
Oh to see the day
when I will never have to worry
Is it in my dish?
- Jordzuck    
Cilantro, roaches
and cigarettes. Three things that
really need to go.
- Jordzuck    
Oh evil green herb
The bain of my existence
How I hate thee so
- Jordzuck    
It seems innocent
Sitting on the market shelf
Then I get a whif
- Jordzuck    
How hard can it be
for my server to comply?
NO CILANTRO PLEASE!
- Jordzuck    
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