Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)
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redolent of soap
this herb washes away hope
a good meal ruined
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Milford Popularity
Increasing in public food
Ruins my dinner
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Renorrell Nasty green herb flakes
Impersonating parsley
Disturbing surprise
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Renorrell Exciting Pad Thai
Enter the interloper
No, please not that too!
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Renorrell Stupid cilantro!
You ruin every good meal.
Nothing stops your wrath!
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Aodan10 Disgracful species
Cilantro should be extinct
It tastes like feces
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Tom2005 Expecting great taste
Lo! Cilantro is present
The meal is a waste
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Tom2005 Cilantro sticks in
my throat. Anxiolotic?
I fear I may choke.
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Beeromatic Cilantro plant
on my windowsill
please die.
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Ddawnyy Hungry for good food
hidden green fleck ruins dish
would rather starve now
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Johnwayne Putrid Cilantro.
My ultimate aversion.
And malicious enemy.
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ManekiClicky ihatecilantro
--a site after my own heart!
My loathing expressed.
-kellygirl
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Kellygirl Green insipid herb
runs afoul of my taste buds
now it's up I chuck.
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Ronster666 Delicious salsa
Scoop with chip then take a bite
Spit out band-aid taste
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Alex1877 Satan's funky herb
stinking up my hands and mouth
Cilantro must die!
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Taraalton Oh to see the day
when I will never have to worry
Is it in my dish?
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Jordzuck Cilantro, roaches
and cigarettes. Three things that
really need to go.
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Jordzuck Oh evil green herb
The bain of my existence
How I hate thee so
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Jordzuck It seems innocent
Sitting on the market shelf
Then I get a whif
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Jordzuck How hard can it be
for my server to comply?
NO CILANTRO PLEASE!
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Jordzuck