Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)
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That food looks so good
But suddenly - the Horror!
We yet meet again...
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Jerome It's been a great year!
Not once has the taste abhorred
Passed my happy lips
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Cilantro Ice Cream? Spring roll, you looked good
With your salmon curled inside.
Hidden weed! Lunch wrecked.
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Kikiwiki Why, cilantro, why?
Does my taco not taste clean?
Lettuce, cheese and soap.
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Jayfarmer Cilantro haters
Simply trying to avoid
A creeping green death
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19left To the Kripalu chefs: Oh shit, not again. Cilantro on everything. I'll make a sandwich.
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Priestbabe I am cilantro,
an abomination not
meant to exist here.
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Austin What is this soapy taste?
The smell, I want to die..
Get off my plate, FILTH!
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Katherine Too much cilantro
They put so much in tacos
Stupid Taco Bell!
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SkyBowser64 cilantro tastes like
my aunt carol's guinea pig's
two week old pellets
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Phooey!!! it sits on my plate
and it's looking so pretty
the taste is awful
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Kevomatic I love Taco Bell
What's this in my Mexi-Melt?
Is nothing sacred?
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Nikebud From the East they came,
Genghis Khan, Cilantro
Deadly destroyers
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Brude die cilantro die
kill you till you die from it
not much longer now
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Buzzimus "Here, have some salad."
Alas! Cilantro within
Taste the soapiness.
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SkyBowser64 Cilantro in noodles
Lurks like a snake in noodles
Now i barfed noodles
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Rusty Stinking evil weed.
Tastebuds were thankfully spared.
By vile odor warned.
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Sneakers No cilantro, please!
How often must I repeat?
‘Til no more is found.
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Barblibrarian This is *NOT* Basil!
How dare you lie to my face!
For this, you shall die.
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ReginaStargazer I'm trying to eat
my lovely Indian food,
Cilantro Bastard!
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ReginaStargazer