Cilantro NO! I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
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Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)

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That food looks so good
But suddenly - the Horror!
We yet meet again...
- Jerome    
It's been a great year!
Not once has the taste abhorred
Passed my happy lips
- Cilantro Ice Cream?    
Spring roll, you looked good
With your salmon curled inside.
Hidden weed! Lunch wrecked.
- Kikiwiki    
Why, cilantro, why?
Does my taco not taste clean?
Lettuce, cheese and soap.
- Jayfarmer    
Cilantro haters
Simply trying to avoid
A creeping green death
- 19left    
To the Kripalu chefs: Oh shit, not again. Cilantro on everything. I'll make a sandwich.
- Priestbabe    
I am cilantro,
an abomination not
meant to exist here.
- Austin    
What is this soapy taste?
The smell, I want to die..
Get off my plate, FILTH!
- Katherine    
Too much cilantro
They put so much in tacos
Stupid Taco Bell!
- SkyBowser64    
cilantro tastes like
my aunt carol's guinea pig's
two week old pellets
- Phooey!!!    
it sits on my plate
and it's looking so pretty
the taste is awful
- Kevomatic    
I love Taco Bell
What's this in my Mexi-Melt?
Is nothing sacred?
- Nikebud    
From the East they came,
Genghis Khan, Cilantro
Deadly destroyers
- Brude    
die cilantro die
kill you till you die from it
not much longer now
- Buzzimus    
"Here, have some salad."
Alas! Cilantro within
Taste the soapiness.
- SkyBowser64    
Cilantro in noodles
Lurks like a snake in noodles
Now i barfed noodles
- Rusty    
Stinking evil weed.
Tastebuds were thankfully spared.
By vile odor warned.
- Sneakers    
No cilantro, please!
How often must I repeat?
‘Til no more is found.

- Barblibrarian    
This is *NOT* Basil!
How dare you lie to my face!
For this, you shall die.
- ReginaStargazer    
I'm trying to eat
my lovely Indian food,
Cilantro Bastard!
- ReginaStargazer    
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