Cilantro NO!
I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
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Supporting the Fight Against Cilantro!

Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)

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shove your evil weed
this aggression will not stand
cilantro fascists

- Airwavdav    
this strange compulsion
to suck on herbal bed bugs
is simply insane

- Airwavdav    
hey ninety percents
stop forcing bad food choices
down ten percents' throats

- Airwavdav    
Goddamn fucking shit
Cilantro sucks donkey balls
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
- Cleanup    
Fiendish devil herb
You ruined my dope sandwich
I will fuck you up
- Cleanup    
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- JohnPhno    
Hotdog Hotdog wow
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- JohnPhno    
cilantro is gross
i just do not understand
why people eat it
- Saigealiya    
Guacamole, why?
And to ruin my pad thai...
Bane of favorite dish.
- Brookereiko    
Insidious leaf
I detect you in smallest
Of small quantities
- Brookereiko    
A Drone Airforce armed
with Cilantro detectors
ZAP! next stop: JohnPhno's
- Cilantro Ice Cream?    
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- Oldfart123456789    
This sites dumb as fk
This was on the top ten dumbest sites lol
haikus about cilantro lol kids
- JohnPhno    
Thou art repulsive
Cilantro, my nemesis
I depise you, leaf
- Clairelizabeth98    
god please have mercy
my wretched soul cries for help
because cilantro
- Katpickrel    
evil leaf from hell
go back to where you came from
you are not wanted

- Katpickrel    
Cilantro is love
Cilantro is my whole life
I was just joking
- Katpickrel    
I loathe cilantro
Mistaken for hippy grass
It gives me nightmares
- Katpickrel    
At first I liked herbs
But then I met Cilantro
And now, not so much
- SadBunny    
Thought I was alone
In my death spasms found this site
Too late, still good though
- SadBunny    
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