Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)
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Cilantro my bane
Vile herb in my salsa go
Rot sickening weed
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Cbowers Chuck Norris killed it
vile cilantro died easily
now he fears nothing
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Gonx Ruins Mexican
Destroys Indian also
Keep it off my food
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Rochtrev My personal Hell:
Forced to eat raw cucumbers
Topped with cilantro.
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Britishmutt Malodorous weed!
A vagrant's armpit would be
More appetizing.
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Britishmutt My neighbor grows herbs.
I will go forth in the night.
I'll right what is wrong.
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LobsterNewberg Nasty vile weed
Cilantro wrecked my dinner
Thought it was parsley
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Ronda80
Cilantro hates me. Covering my teeth like moss. Second date, yeah right. ~J. Martin
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Molav09 Cilantro makes me sick. Cilantro makes me cry. Why do I do this to myself?
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Molav09 still monsters and men,
though they try twice as they might,
cast no such evil.
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Jams Once upon a time,
I ate some raw cilantro.
I said, "This stuff sucks!"
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Aardvark42 Eradicate it
from your food and from your life
your toilet thanks you
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God Hates Cilantro Shitty Cilantro
You taste like old dying goat
Why did God make you?
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Dnk668 Cilantro Shocks Me!
Like aluminium, harsh.
Tin tears on my tongue.
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ScottW Egg salad sandwich
One bite - the enemy's here
Maiming my tastebuds
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Amberlyslavastein Even but one flake
In my otherwise tasty
Taco makes me hurl
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Nimue1692 ..eggs, salt, cilantro
What? Why would a recipe
Add something so grose?
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Bananakey Palmolive or Joy
Pour it all over your food.
Thus is cilantro.
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Brude