Cilantro NO!
I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
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Supporting the Fight Against Cilantro!

Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)

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My best friend ruined it
Told me it tastes like metal
Can't eat anymore
- Kuhpuh    
Why does it exist?
It ruins delicious food
Coriander sucks
- Cynth    
I ordered gnocchi
It had cilantro in it
I had a shit fit!
- Trepie53    
I wanted to be hip,
So I used cilantro in my dip
Now I'm just a dip-shit
- Latenightninja    
Trendy Soup In Box
Chicken Tortilla with Corn
Check small print---it's there!
- Cilantro Ice Cream?    
cilantro is cool
you guys are being stupid
jk jk lol
- Cilantrodieinafire    
Lunch ruination.
Mediterranean food
now has cilantro.
- Juddfudd    
Buffet delights, but
what's this odiferous herb
Sprinkled all over?

- Juddfudd    
Steamy Thai soup bowl
Passed by waiter under nose:
Now seizures commence.
- Juddfudd    
O what misfortune
befalls on me! My dinner
contained cilantro.
- Darkroamer    
Yes I remember
my first time with cilantro
I gagged very hard.
- Darkroamer    
Taste of Soap? I wish!
More like an aged skunk carcass
Soaked in gasoline.
- Randy    
Cilantro: F You!
I always gag and spit you!
Die in a fire!
- Randy    
I haven't tried it
But if it tastes like couscous
You can keep it

- Buttermilk    
Accidentally eat
Dish featuring cilantro
Toilet bowl my friend
- Novak1112    
Devil herb smell makes
Gag reflex go Beyoncé:
So crazy right now
- Novak1112    
Mom tries to sneak in
Devil herb with my dinner
Projectile barf
- Novak1112    
Followed GloZell's steps
Force-fed myself devil herb
Really regretted
- Novak1112    
A certified chef,
even I cannot bear it;
the foulest of herbs.
- Teranesa    
I hate cilantro
but my girlfriend loves that shit
so unfortunate.
- Fengc817    
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