Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)
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Cilantro Design
Oxymoronic statement
They really need help
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Daagom upon discovery
I see my lovely soup and...
Now one thought forms : RAGE!
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Tailypoe I caress your lips
but, Oh ! You've eaten malice !
kisses never more
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Tailypoe i went out to eat
i asked for no cilantro
they didn't listen
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Miss Robyn No amount of rinsing
Can wash the soapy taste from food
Befouled by this weed.
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Tom.kitten My tranquility
gives way to waves of hatred
when I smell this herb.
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Tom.kitten Burn the fields where grown
Shun practitioners of use
Aftertaste of shit
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Tom.kitten Dinner? Vile, sadly.
When cilantro is present,
All turns out badly.
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Tom.kitten Good soup to bad soap.
A metamorphosis leaf,
Bitter and hateful.
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Tom.kitten Cilantro tastes good?
I know this is a big lie
Pigs would not eat it
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Harrysolomon oh poisoned soap herb !
was the taste evolved perhaps,
for deterring sheep ?
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Tailypoe some claim to like it
who are these individuals
they heed no distaste
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Tailypoe unfortunate me !
I gargle with vodka.
now, when will it stop.... ?
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Tailypoe thought to be parsley,
then my dish overpower'd.
it's healthy ? try mint.
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Tailypoe Protest cilantro
At Mexican restaurants
In the parking lots
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Dontruinmyfood Industrial solvents
Remind me of cilantro
Not visa-versa
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Ari Members, Mexico none
send devils vile weed there
solution, done. . .
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Joatmon A thousand deaths I
Have had, though soldiered through them.
My tongue is withered.
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Glasswall So alone, in this,
They will not listen to me!
Tastes of nickel-piss.
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Glasswall Mother, please, tell me!
What is the dirty secret?
It mars your curry!
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Glasswall