Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)
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Saw it on TV--
They ate the leaves right off it.
I wanted to puke.
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Kristeanity "Is there cilantro?"
"I don't think so, just taste it."
Forgive him, Father.
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Kristeanity LO, if my burrit-
O is EVER ruined ag-
ain, i WILL scream loud!
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Thestuff It's time for real change
oh President Obama
outlaw cilantro.
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21grapefruits I will not kiss you,
You just ate some cilantro,
We should break up now.
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Charizzardwu Punishment it is
Cruel and unusual
Cilantro can kill
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Erin328 Each time I taste it
It tastes worse than the last time
It is just awful
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Erin328 I hate it so much
It's the herb of the devil
Get it out of here
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Erin328 Pusilanimous
Cilantro Toadies Bobbing
In The Slimy Pond
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PoopyTaste Poopy Cilantro
Coriander Pseudonym
Putrescent Horror
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PoopyTaste he sweetly made me
black bean dip and I said, that
best be basil, bitch.
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FosterSays Flake, leaf, pinch or zest,
Everything still tastes a mess.
I spurn and digress.
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Spicykim My dear cilantro,
Why were you on my nachos?
I wanted to die.
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Boilermaker2012 Guac is delicious
But when scathed with cilantro,
Prepare for your death.
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Spicykim Cringing with disgust,
The foul stench pervades my soul.
Must have... antidote.
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Spicykim How do I hate thee?
Let me count the many ways...
You arouse my rage!
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Markcouch Stop blaming Yoko.
Oh no! It was cilantro
that split the Beatles.
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Burj Innocent apple,
The serpent deceived Adam
with the noxious weed
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Burj contempt fills my soul
every time i look upon
putrid cilantro.
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Falconsoccer i thought i loved him
until i got my taco
filled with breakup flakes
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Annasho