Saw it on TV--
They ate the leaves right off it.
I wanted to puke.
- Kristeanity    

"Is there cilantro?"
"I don't think so, just taste it."
Forgive him, Father.

- Kristeanity    

LO, if my burrit-
O is EVER ruined ag-
ain, i WILL scream loud!
- Thestuff    

It's time for real change
oh President Obama
outlaw cilantro.
- 21grapefruits    

I will not kiss you,
You just ate some cilantro,
We should break up now.
- Charizzardwu    

Punishment it is
Cruel and unusual
Cilantro can kill
- Erin328    

Each time I taste it
It tastes worse than the last time
It is just awful
- Erin328    

I hate it so much
It's the herb of the devil
Get it out of here
- Erin328    

Pusilanimous
Cilantro Toadies Bobbing
In The Slimy Pond
- PoopyTaste    

Poopy Cilantro
Coriander Pseudonym
Putrescent Horror
- PoopyTaste    

he sweetly made me
black bean dip and I said, that
best be basil, bitch.
- FosterSays    

Flake, leaf, pinch or zest,
Everything still tastes a mess.
I spurn and digress.
- Spicykim    

My dear cilantro,
Why were you on my nachos?
I wanted to die.
- Boilermaker2012    

Guac is delicious
But when scathed with cilantro,
Prepare for your death.
- Spicykim    

Cringing with disgust,
The foul stench pervades my soul.
Must have... antidote.
- Spicykim    

How do I hate thee?
Let me count the many ways...
You arouse my rage!
- Markcouch    

Stop blaming Yoko.
Oh no! It was cilantro
that split the Beatles.


- Burj    

Innocent apple,
The serpent deceived Adam
with the noxious weed
- Burj    

contempt fills my soul
every time i look upon
putrid cilantro.
- Falconsoccer    

i thought i loved him
until i got my taco
filled with breakup flakes
- Annasho