Cilantro NO! I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
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Cilantro Design
Oxymoronic statement
They really need help
- Daagom    
upon discovery
I see my lovely soup and...
Now one thought forms : RAGE!
- Tailypoe    
I caress your lips
but, Oh ! You've eaten malice !
kisses never more
- Tailypoe    
i went out to eat
i asked for no cilantro
they didn't listen
- Miss Robyn    
No amount of rinsing
Can wash the soapy taste from food
Befouled by this weed.
- Tom.kitten    
My tranquility
gives way to waves of hatred
when I smell this herb.
- Tom.kitten    
Burn the fields where grown
Shun practitioners of use
Aftertaste of shit
- Tom.kitten    
Dinner? Vile, sadly.
When cilantro is present,
All turns out badly.
- Tom.kitten    
Good soup to bad soap.
A metamorphosis leaf,
Bitter and hateful.
- Tom.kitten    
Cilantro tastes good?
I know this is a big lie
Pigs would not eat it

- Harrysolomon    
oh poisoned soap herb !
was the taste evolved perhaps,
for deterring sheep ?

- Tailypoe    
some claim to like it
who are these individuals
they heed no distaste
- Tailypoe    
unfortunate me !
I gargle with vodka.
now, when will it stop.... ?
- Tailypoe    
thought to be parsley,
then my dish overpower'd.
it's healthy ? try mint.
- Tailypoe    
Protest cilantro
At Mexican restaurants
In the parking lots
- Dontruinmyfood    
Industrial solvents
Remind me of cilantro
Not visa-versa
- Ari    
Members, Mexico none
send devils vile weed there
solution, done. . .
- Joatmon    
A thousand deaths I
Have had, though soldiered through them.
My tongue is withered.

- Glasswall    
So alone, in this,
They will not listen to me!
Tastes of nickel-piss.

- Glasswall    
Mother, please, tell me!
What is the dirty secret?
It mars your curry!

- Glasswall    
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