Innocent apple,
The serpent deceived Adam
with the noxious weed
- Burj    

contempt fills my soul
every time i look upon
putrid cilantro.
- Falconsoccer    

i thought i loved him
until i got my taco
filled with breakup flakes
- Annasho    

It's Trick or Treat time!
But watch that pumpkin soup, man.
Seasoned with a trick!

- Cagey2519    

Oh awful green herb
Nature has no such other
heinous creation
- Jleohoffman    

every where i go
cilantro lovers are there
what's the freakin deal?

- Bambam    

Look, yummy salsa!
Grab a chip and dip it in
Look at me gagging.
- Mudwamp    

you are incorrect
no i will not acquire it
a taste for burning plastic
- Dana    

screwed up my haiku
cilantro is in my brain
poisoning my thoughts
- Margie    

it is you I need
need you like hot tar
pouring in my eyes
- Margie    

Cilantro is bad
On a burrito i had
It makes me so sad
- EwCilantro    

terror strikes when i
chew on this wicked weapon
of mass destruction.
- Changarang    

First date. Love blossoms.
And then two sighs become one.
Oh, damn. Cilantro.

- Cagey2519    

On a country drive,
I wonder - what grows green, there?
Snickk. I strike a match.
- Cagey2519    

Cilantro ruins
Everything that it touches
Why does it exist?

- Brodie.sara    

Secret cilantro!
Why did you not disclose this?
I can't eat this now.

- Brodie.sara    

Your room in hell, dear
is salsa from Qdoba
This for all your sins
- Wunkrot    

soapy burrito
please stop ruining the rice
Chipotle people

- Beevster    

damn stupid Bully's
cilantro doesn't go in
marinara sauce
- Beevster    

Perfectly good dish
Chef wants to get creative
Now I cannot eat
- Kristeanity