A finer torture,
Oh! There yet has never been.
My nightmare in green.

- Glasswall    

Mysterious taste,
Just moments before impact.
Now I rue the day

- Glasswall    

Throat muscles tighten
Like ass cheeks that are caressed
by creepy strangers
- Andy_silva    

Breeze through an ass crack,
Blowing up your nose gently,
Cilantro's like that.
- Andy_silva    

Pho from viet nam,
you're cheap and delicious,
except for that leaf!
- Andy_silva    

Pico de Gallo,
Spring rain, mixed with mustard gas;
Sweetly packaged death.
- Andy_silva    

It taints the salsa
Soapy leaf floats sneakily
A turd in the pool
- Andy_silva    

Disgusting, it is
The foul green leaf, satanic
Cilantro, evil!
- Makesmevomit    

Order Simple Soup...
Spoon...lips...Anticipation...
Cilantro...Ruined.

- A321530    

Gross, green cilantro!
Grab your poncho, quick; it’s ass-
Ailing rains are thick!

- Thecatzmeoww04    

You must be joking
I will not eat Cilantro
No food could taste worse
- Harrysolomon    

Dumb fad - tastes like feet
I'd rather eat a cat turd;
No foot-herb in that!
- Eseide    

Latin food rules, but
Beware the tainted salsa
Just dry chips for me
- Ronster666    

most sinister herb,
Now considered to be cool.
So was "Der Fuehrer".
- Jables001    

Some say cilantro
Appearance in germany
late nineteen-thirties
- Jables001    

Great plump thing
Burrito is so good
until cilantro
- Zenchee    

Cilantro, you are
a violation of my
basic human rights.
- Gridironengineer@msn.com    

I ordered that soup
great tofu and mushrooms, but
cilantro blocked me
- Getoutofmysoup    

Cilantro you scum
Your vulgar taste killed my mum
Go back to Asia, bum
- Laaaaaame    

you ruin everything
your soul is black and soapy
rot in hell foul weed
- Diecilantro