oh, little green death
such an invasive species
herbicide's revenge!

- Munchy    

I hate cilantro
Wretched, fetid, vile weed
Curse upon our world
- MImom    

you were so cruel
to make cilantro salad
for my last birthday
- JacintaMack    

A hundred Altoids
Followed by some liquid soap
Couldnt taste as bad
- ChuckGu    

They call this an herb?
Don't season my food with this
I hate tasting soap.
- DieCilantroDie    

I think I taste soap
Oh, no, it's just cilantro
What a waste of soup
- Nicebroom    

Why do I taste shit?
Oh, it is just cilantro...
Fuck this nasty shit!
- Soniku    

so many haiku
and yet i have still more hate
for this vile green herb
- Nepenthene    

cat crap in my bed
or cilantro burrito?
I pick the cat crap
- Nepenthene    

many evil things
plauge this earth. the worst of them
is green: cilantro
- Nepenthene    

o evil green leaf
you have completely defiled
my poor burrito
- Nepenthene    

i taste green stinkbug
and realize - something vile has
invaded my food
- Nepenthene    

as a little girl
i once tasted a stinkbug
cilantro is worse
- Nepenthene    

poor tasting cookings
try to fix themselves
with cilantro hell
- Euclides    

Expensive entree:
why then would you sauce it with
Ivory Liquid?
- SFKelly    

O soapy green leaves,
once again I extract you
from my burrito
- SFKelly    

Cilantro Gimlet
Ruining food wasn't enough?
Get out of my drink!
- Cramper    

You look like parsley
Really, you are cilantro
You taste like evil
- Kitkat1305    

Vile weed, now I know
What death has to taste like
I no longer fear
- Jcindc    

Nightmares come nightly
I wake screaming, muttering:
Cilantro must die
- Flyingpiggy