you ruin everything
your soul is black and soapy
rot in hell foul weed
- Diecilantro    

odor makes me cringe
the world's most ruinous herb
vomit inspiring
- Nmlhats    

Head becomes plastic.
A sensation, not a taste.
Rather eat a fart.
- Nalphillips    

Freedom haters wail:
"Cilantro! More cilantro!"
The terrorists win.

- Dstieve    

How did this happen?
Like SARS, it rose from nowhere.
Putrid, rancid weed!
- Dstieve    

Nothing but complete
Erradication will do
Cilantro Be Gone!
- Msinesiou    

Fourteen hundred strong,
We can't be so very wrong:
Anti-cilantro!
- Tempeszt    

Just one little flake
Ruins my entire meal
Why do you haunt me?
- Msinesiou    

Oh, Indian food
Did you HAVE to join the trend?
You are dead to me.
- Msinesiou    

excuse me, waiter
i prefer guacamole
sans leafy dish soap
- Amilly    

what lies here within
a perfectly good sandwich?
fucking cilantro.
- 23rdhour    

I went to Peru.
My food and diarrhea
Reeked of cilantro.
- Dtweeten    

You don't belong here,
Evil usurper of taste
Kudzu of the plate
- Zuanne    

Green should be good! Herbs,
especially fresh, are great.
But NOT cilantro.
- LeChevalierVert    

Roses are red violets are blue,
if you use cilantro in my food,
goodbye to YOU...
- HannaRuth    

Such acrid debris!
This passes as seasoning?
Socrates' hemlock!
- Dubhloaich    

Disgusting green leaves
polluting our fair foodstuffs
to a bitter end


- Nate505    

a soup, delicious
i spy skulking floating flakes
bleach is for washing
- Jag    

all my friends love you
not me, i feel so alone
you stink, cilantro.
- Cilantronono    

all my friends love you
not me, i feel so alone
you stink, cilantro.
- Cilantronono