Cilantro NO!
I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
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Supporting the Fight Against Cilantro!

Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)

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Parsley in disguise
How could I be so naive?
Damn you cilantro
- Kirk911    
A gentle flower
Green of stem that haunts my mind
The vomit that comes
- Mightyscoop1    
At the tea party:
curdled skim, turned pork, black egg;
Cilantro hosts friends.
- Jenny Doll    
Pointed poison leaves,
Stretch damply beneath misters.
The parsley is vexed.
- Jenny Doll    
Satan's evil weed.
How you love to toture me;
eating unaware.
- Venabambina    
I went out to eat
Dish covered with the vile leaf
I went home to eat
- Fyrefytre    
Cilantro attacks!
Oh shit, I am surrounded,
Oh no, my taste buds!
- Vigilantecilantroarsonist    
If MacGyver could,
He would destroy cilantro,
Using his duct tape.
- Vigilantecilantroarsonist    
There is no escape!
Cilantro killed Saddam Hussein.
Stay away from me!
- Vigilantecilantroarsonist    
I ate cilantro.
Tasted like poopoo doodoo.
I hate cilantro.
- Vigilantecilantroarsonist    
Can't believe I found
A website with people who
Hate it more than I
- Tosca    
Cilantro so foul
Creation of the devil
Horrible green herb
- Nelson    
Nuked baby wipes dipped
in cat piss - who the hell finds
you so delicious?
- JicamaSucks2    
baby wipes or puke
is what you taste like to me
why do they eat you?
- JicamaSucks2    
Oh ciltantro, how
you spread your seed; your cousin
Jicama sucks too.
- JicamaSucks2    
With every order,
I utter "hold the pico".
Damn you Cilantro.
- Kyle72    
Took a bite and gagged
They are still using this shit?
I guess I'm in hell
- Eris23    
A wonderful dish
It's loaded with cilantro
Now let us vomit
- Scubazim    
Fetid barb of green
Cilantro spoils the stuffing
Coriander too

- Ktea    
Of all the tastes I
deplore, none is so foul as
loathesome cilantro.
- Jayjelgar    
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