Followed GloZell's steps
Force-fed myself devil herb
Really regretted
- Novak1112    

A certified chef,
even I cannot bear it;
the foulest of herbs.
- Teranesa    

I hate cilantro
but my girlfriend loves that shit
so unfortunate.
- Fengc817    

devastating herb,
my spicy tuna maki
did not deserve this
- Mariel    

Ye cilantro pie
I dreamt thee before me lie
till sleep left mine eye
- RoundPonda    

Oh poison from earth
thoust choketh all my senses
from thee I escape.

- RoundPonda    

The soapy taste is clear.
Miscilantropic insight,
only fools don't share you.
- Willi5willi5    

oy! such a flavor
too bad it's so repulsive
greatly overused
- Bill-mech@bethel.edu    

Hated, vile, foul herb;
One mere leaf destroys the meal.
Oh, to be tongueless!
- ItReallyIsAwful    

Why ruin salsa?
Mexican food was once great.
Today, not so much.
- ItReallyIsAwful    

Many fools love it.
It is in everything now.
Why do they hate me?

- ItReallyIsAwful    

I can't contain it
My hot, fiery hatred
For the devil herb.
- Cilantroisaknobhead    

putrid herb from Hell
the very thought makes me sick
get me the poison
- Rkgarr    

I hate cilantro;
It tastes like a slum sewer
And smells like one, too.
- ChaplainDave    

I like cilantro
This website is a bit dumb
But it is funny
- Night-surgeon    

I didn't know that
taco bell's cantina bowl
had so much in it


- Cilantromakesmesad    

Ruiner of pho.
I shall banish thee from Earth.
I will burn thee up.
- Yusopogi    

Ruiner of phở.
I shall banish thee from Earth.
I will burn thee up.

- Yusopogi    

green as old vomit
coriander sativum
tastes of anarchy
- Y2ksurvivor    

Little did I know
that, one day, you would get me,
and I would hate you.
- Mchllgj