Cilantro NO!
I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
(3,865 members)
Supporting the Fight Against Cilantro!

Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)

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Ruiner of phở.
I shall banish thee from Earth.
I will burn thee up.

- Yusopogi    
green as old vomit
coriander sativum
tastes of anarchy
- Y2ksurvivor    
Little did I know
that, one day, you would get me,
and I would hate you.
- Mchllgj    
They can't understand
My taste buds are allergic
dolts think it's tasty

- Jinx    
Foul Coriander
Leaves that seem to haunt each meal
Stercum Sativum

- Benefred    
Awful cilantro!
I would rather smoke it than
put it in my mouth
- Ramadev    
Vicious cilantro
You infiltrate my taste buds
Wretchedly, I puke
- RyanCorpse    
In the Produce isle
Sinister, subtle decoy
to flat leaf parsley
- Rmfarri    
Color green ruined
Mistrust everything green
Suspect leprechauns

- Rmason1983    
spiteful cilantro
wondrous guac, pico, pho soiled
inedible herb
- Skim1979    
That food looks so good
But suddenly - the Horror!
We yet meet again...
- Jerome    
It's been a great year!
Not once has the taste abhorred
Passed my happy lips
- Cilantro Ice Cream?    
Spring roll, you looked good
With your salmon curled inside.
Hidden weed! Lunch wrecked.
- Kikiwiki    
Why, cilantro, why?
Does my taco not taste clean?
Lettuce, cheese and soap.
- Jayfarmer    
Cilantro haters
Simply trying to avoid
A creeping green death
- 19left    
To the Kripalu chefs: Oh shit, not again. Cilantro on everything. I'll make a sandwich.
- Priestbabe    
I am cilantro,
an abomination not
meant to exist here.
- Austin    
What is this soapy taste?
The smell, I want to die..
Get off my plate, FILTH!
- Katherine    
Too much cilantro
They put so much in tacos
Stupid Taco Bell!
- SkyBowser64    
cilantro tastes like
my aunt carol's guinea pig's
two week old pellets
- Phooey!!!    
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