Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)
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Ruiner of phở.
I shall banish thee from Earth.
I will burn thee up.
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Yusopogi green as old vomit
coriander sativum
tastes of anarchy
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Y2ksurvivor Little did I know
that, one day, you would get me,
and I would hate you.
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Mchllgj They can't understand
My taste buds are allergic
dolts think it's tasty
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Jinx Foul Coriander
Leaves that seem to haunt each meal
Stercum Sativum
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Benefred Awful cilantro!
I would rather smoke it than
put it in my mouth
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Ramadev Vicious cilantro
You infiltrate my taste buds
Wretchedly, I puke
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RyanCorpse In the Produce isle
Sinister, subtle decoy
to flat leaf parsley
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Rmfarri Color green ruined
Mistrust everything green
Suspect leprechauns
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Rmason1983 spiteful cilantro
wondrous guac, pico, pho soiled
inedible herb
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Skim1979 That food looks so good
But suddenly - the Horror!
We yet meet again...
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Jerome It's been a great year!
Not once has the taste abhorred
Passed my happy lips
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Cilantro Ice Cream? Spring roll, you looked good
With your salmon curled inside.
Hidden weed! Lunch wrecked.
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Kikiwiki Why, cilantro, why?
Does my taco not taste clean?
Lettuce, cheese and soap.
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Jayfarmer Cilantro haters
Simply trying to avoid
A creeping green death
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19left To the Kripalu chefs: Oh shit, not again. Cilantro on everything. I'll make a sandwich.
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Priestbabe I am cilantro,
an abomination not
meant to exist here.
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Austin What is this soapy taste?
The smell, I want to die..
Get off my plate, FILTH!
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Katherine Too much cilantro
They put so much in tacos
Stupid Taco Bell!
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SkyBowser64 cilantro tastes like
my aunt carol's guinea pig's
two week old pellets
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Phooey!!!