die cilantro die
kill you till you die from it
not much longer now
- Buzzimus    

"Here, have some salad."
Alas! Cilantro within
Taste the soapiness.
- SkyBowser64    

Cilantro in noodles
Lurks like a snake in noodles
Now i barfed noodles
- Rusty    

Stinking evil weed.
Tastebuds were thankfully spared.
By vile odor warned.
- Sneakers    

No cilantro, please!
How often must I repeat?
‘Til no more is found.

- Barblibrarian    

This is *NOT* Basil!
How dare you lie to my face!
For this, you shall die.
- ReginaStargazer    

I'm trying to eat
my lovely Indian food,
Cilantro Bastard!
- ReginaStargazer    

Soak your dirty feet
In lemon water and drink.
Tastes like cilantro.
- Sheri2names    

O soapy flavour
Why pollutest thou my food?
Thou me makest retch.
- Apsinthion    

Not even Terri
Would seduce you, cilantro.
I loathe thee. DIE!
- Shapstick    

odor never met
a cilantro it would take
home to meet mother
- Cilantrash    

Cilantro you stink
You taste like a Christmas tree
In my burrito.
- Cilantroisnotfood    

Wow! Look at that rice.
It fills up half the taco.
Devil weed ruins.
- Leester    

Vile, sneaking bastard!
You know how I love parsley,
And take advantage.
- Debbie_94510    

can't smoke cilantro
must go find better green plant
shouldn't be too hard
- Punx    

War going badly
Cilantro zombies invade
Vive la resistance!!!!!
- Snathi    

Did I swear? Not I.
You wash out my mouth with soap?
No! Just Cilantro.
- Snathi    

Vile plague herb, be gone!
Genocide to your species!
Zero tolerance.
- Snathi    

My eyes can spot you,
olifactory sensors,
my tonsels fight you.
- Rmason1983    

Wife planted the weed
Offered it with our noon feed
Planted the bitch with her seed
- Fk Cilantro