Can’t get near the greens.
They’re touching the cilantro!
Sadistic grocer!

- Myr-myr    

Tainted cilantro?
I just assumed cilantro
Always tastes like taint.
- Aperobot    

I can't spit it out--
that horrible aftertaste
is killing my tongue.
- Jimjim421    

oh! vile cilantro,
why must you turn all my meals
into pure garbage?
- Jimjim421    

Sweet smile, deep blue eyes,
Her perfect laugh touched my soul.
Then came cilantro.
- Pinbot    

Alergic? Not me!
Why do you like the soap taste?
You are the real freak!
- Pinbot    

Ah! Satan's nut moss
scattered all over my plate,
a dump on my food
- Jimperry    

Oh tasty taco
Is there a stinkbug in you?
No, its cilantro.
- Alexalyse    

freaking cilantro!
wish it was soap on my fork
or flat-leaf parsley
- Peterc4    

Awful leafy green
I hate your popularity
You smell like cat piss
- Jfarnold    

Whaat? Cilantro foods
Recalled at my Trader Joe's!
I knew it could kill.
- Cagey2519    

Mask on Halloween.
Infiltrate with subtelty,
Heathen, fool me not.
- Rmason1983    

Save your poison oak,
Poison ivy, sumac weak.
Green leaf rash maker.

- Rmason1983    

Important! Warning!
To preserve great tasting food;
don't use cilantro!
- BigOldGator    

Creepy little weed
Stay out of my food for life
Or I will hurt you
- Peka33    

I hate you green leaf
you ruined my yummy salsa
for that, you must die
- Cawright11    

Public speaking, neah.
Snakes, spiders, heights, the dark, neah.
Leaf I fear the most.
- Rmason1983    

No more cilantro!
I said, NO MORE CILANTRO!!!
No more, please, no more...
- BigOldGator    

Cilantro-less naan
I asked; the waiter did scoff
Up yours, vile waiter!
- Girlnomad    

Cilantro is wrath
Waiting to destroy your day
Eat at own risk, sir
- Girlnomad