No more cilantro!
I said, NO MORE CILANTRO!!!
No more, please, no more...
- BigOldGator    

Cilantro-less naan
I asked; the waiter did scoff
Up yours, vile waiter!
- Girlnomad    

Cilantro is wrath
Waiting to destroy your day
Eat at own risk, sir
- Girlnomad    

Foul taste in my mouth.
Cilantro; disgusting weed.
Need more cerveza!
- BigOldGator    

Green weed on my plate.
Does it add a pleasant taste?
No, it is awful!
- Kablooey    

Repeat after me.
Eradicate cilantro
Cilantro must die!
- BigOldGator    

Haiku anyone?
Only fifteen syllables.
Not much to work with.
- BigOldGator    

in a single word
i describe the evil plant:
abomination.
- Deathtocilantro    

Oh Cilantro we meet once again.. this time i have found you in my soup! WHY?!
- Cilantro=anarchy    

Hurricane blowing.
Eathquake, lightning, cilantro
Bad moon on the rise

(with thanx to John Fogerty, CCR)
- BigOldGator    

Oh little plant of foulness
why do you curse me so?
go meet chuck norris and die a sad painful death
you wont be missed...~
- Cilantro=anarchy    

Vile vomity leaf!
Putrid disgusting foul reek:
Horrid barf-breath herb!
- Cilantro Ice Cream?    

Spice of the devil
Cilantro contaminates
A perfect salsa
- Soot44    

Lord, please tell me why
There is soap in my salad.
Oh, it's cilantro.
- Fosterbass    

why in a burger?
you have no right to be there
is nothing sacred?
- Nycjlb13    

There isn’t enough
Syllables in a haiku too
Describe the burning passion that I hate I eternally hate the vile substance known as cilantro.

- Rusty    

nasty vile foul
a few words that can describe
cilantro indeed
- Lbdon1959    

minty manure
cilantro is a tyrant
decline its power
- Lbdon1959    

skirt steak I enjoy
Mexican cuisine of late
Joy! no cilantro
- Lbdon1959    

A gent named Orange
spray from tree-top level pray
vile weed wither
- Lbdon1959