The weed with roots in
Hell, they said of mary-jane:
No! it's cilantro.
- Cilantro Ice Cream?    

When last it ruined a
Meal,'Essence of underarm'
Was my description
- Cilantro Ice Cream?    

Death metal flavor,
guacamole is ruined,
cilantro please die.
- Katerinaaa    

This horrendous herb
Hidden amongst the parsley
We all know the truth!
- Hotshtt    

It's no small wonder
"fresh herbs and greens" salad mix
in a box: half price
- CilantNO12    

cilantro or soap
there would be no distinction
where taste is concerned
- Asaffa    

for a little while
hating cilantro was hard.
it's easy again.
- Austin    

I hate cilantro
I really hate cilantro
Refrigerator
- Matt Hates Cilantro    

Cilantro my bane
Vile herb in my salsa go
Rot sickening weed

- Cbowers    

Chuck Norris killed it
vile cilantro died easily
now he fears nothing
- Gonx    

Ruins Mexican
Destroys Indian also
Keep it off my food
- Rochtrev    

My personal Hell:
Forced to eat raw cucumbers
Topped with cilantro.
- Britishmutt    

Malodorous weed!
A vagrant's armpit would be
More appetizing.
- Britishmutt    

My neighbor grows herbs.
I will go forth in the night.
I'll right what is wrong.
- LobsterNewberg    

Nasty vile weed
Cilantro wrecked my dinner
Thought it was parsley
- Ronda80    

Cilantro hates me.
Covering my teeth like moss.
Second date, yeah right.
~J. Martin
- Molav09    

Cilantro makes me sick.
Cilantro makes me cry.
Why do I do this to myself?
- Molav09    

still monsters and men,
though they try twice as they might,
cast no such evil.

- Jams    

No evil please in
the age of Aquarius.
Die, cilantro, die!


- God Hates Cilantro    

Once upon a time,
I ate some raw cilantro.
I said, "This stuff sucks!"
- Aardvark42