How do I hate thee
Let me count the many meals
I have thrown away
- CilantroYuk    

Fearfully reading
List of all ingredients
Oh no...Cilantro
- CilantroYuk    

Awful cilantro
You ruined my fajita
Now I have no lunch
- CilantroYuk    

Yay! guacamole!
Dad orders "grande", for all
....sadly, I refuse
- Hasafranit    

It's the Devil's Herb
Cilantro befouls my food
GO AWAY BAD TASTE
- C-hater    

Delicious taco
Befouled by green intruder
A single tear falls
- Zach272    

Cilantro for lunch?
Republicans in White House?
Two nasty choices.
- Deljr    

soapy shock horror
banging my fists on table
damn you, cilantro
- Bananakey    

Spring brings aromas
and flavours that tantalize
cilantro, my love
- Cilantroisgreat    

Cilantro destroys
So much food I love to eat.
I wish it didn't.

- Royleban    

Crazy cilantro
Why do people love you so?
You taste like metal.
- Royleban    

I look close, I pray
Please let it be parsley, please
I will just eat bread
- Arlingtongal    

redolent of soap
this herb washes away hope
a good meal ruined
- Milford    

Popularity
Increasing in public food
Ruins my dinner
- Renorrell    

Nasty green herb flakes
Impersonating parsley
Disturbing surprise
- Renorrell    

Exciting Pad Thai
Enter the interloper
No, please not that too!
- Renorrell    

Stupid cilantro!
You ruin every good meal.
Nothing stops your wrath!
- Aodan10    

Disgracful species
Cilantro should be extinct
It tastes like feces
- Tom2005    

Expecting great taste
Lo! Cilantro is present
The meal is a waste
- Tom2005    

Cilantro sticks in
my throat. Anxiolotic?
I fear I may choke.
- Beeromatic