Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)
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How do I hate thee
Let me count the many meals
I have thrown away
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CilantroYuk Fearfully reading
List of all ingredients
Oh no...Cilantro
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CilantroYuk Awful cilantro
You ruined my fajita
Now I have no lunch
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CilantroYuk Yay! guacamole!
Dad orders "grande", for all
....sadly, I refuse
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Hasafranit It's the Devil's Herb
Cilantro befouls my food
GO AWAY BAD TASTE
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C-hater Delicious taco
Befouled by green intruder
A single tear falls
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Zach272 Cilantro for lunch?
Republicans in White House?
Two nasty choices.
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Deljr soapy shock horror
banging my fists on table
damn you, cilantro
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Bananakey Spring brings aromas
and flavours that tantalize
cilantro, my love
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Cilantroisgreat Cilantro destroys
So much food I love to eat.
I wish it didn't.
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Royleban Crazy cilantro
Why do people love you so?
You taste like metal.
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Royleban I look close, I pray
Please let it be parsley, please
I will just eat bread
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Arlingtongal redolent of soap
this herb washes away hope
a good meal ruined
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Milford Popularity
Increasing in public food
Ruins my dinner
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Renorrell Nasty green herb flakes
Impersonating parsley
Disturbing surprise
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Renorrell Exciting Pad Thai
Enter the interloper
No, please not that too!
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Renorrell Stupid cilantro!
You ruin every good meal.
Nothing stops your wrath!
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Aodan10 Disgracful species
Cilantro should be extinct
It tastes like feces
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Tom2005 Expecting great taste
Lo! Cilantro is present
The meal is a waste
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Tom2005 Cilantro sticks in
my throat. Anxiolotic?
I fear I may choke.
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Beeromatic