Shitty Cilantro
You taste like old dying goat
Why did God make you?
- Dnk668    

Cilantro Shocks Me!
Like aluminium, harsh.
Tin tears on my tongue.
- ScottW    

Egg salad sandwich
One bite - the enemy's here
Maiming my tastebuds
- Amberlyslavastein    

Even but one flake
In my otherwise tasty
Taco makes me hurl
- Nimue1692    

..eggs, salt, cilantro
What? Why would a recipe
Add something so grose?

- Bananakey    

Palmolive or Joy
Pour it all over your food.
Thus is cilantro.
- Brude    

Foul soap fills my mouth,
Indian, Mexican food
Otherwise tastes good.
- Brude    

fetid corpse, you weed
defacating on my food
the flavor of death
- Tom2005    

If there is a hell,
Then I think my mouth found it.
Forsaken Am I.
- Fynewever    

Oh, how I hate thee
Wretched pile of nastiness
Make me want to puke
- Bksours    

These Leaves Ingested
With Haste From a Great Hunger
From Which I Recoil
- Luketheduke    

Oh! Disappointment!
The wonderful dinner... like
rot with this leaf.
- Parigot    

They don't understand
they attack me by serving
their putrid favorite
- Parigot    

Delicious cuisine--
if the chef did not believe
cilantro tastes good
- Parigot    

What's that awful taste?
Is this the flavor of death?
No, it's cilantro.
- Davecort    

The most bitter taste
Soap inside my burrito
I did not request
- Nofrendo    

Cilantro is dope.
I grow it in my garden.
You're all batshit nuts.
- CilantroPwns    

A haiku I made
of cilantro which I hate
post it on the netz.
- Dominuspaulus    

Warn me if it's there
Friends don't let friends eat this weed
You can have it all
- Agmomlin    

Retching sensation
What can this foul, vile taste be?
Vomit brings relief
- Agmomlin