Retching sensation
What can this foul, vile taste be?
Vomit brings relief
- Agmomlin    

Nothing tastes so bad
Defies all comparison
Tastes like goat's milk soap
- Agmomlin    

Laughter good for soul
Cilantro good for nothing
How can they eat it?
- Agmomlin    

Hate cilantro too?
Misery loves company
Join with us today
- Agmomlin    

Whoever heard of
Cilantro on pupusa?
Ew, so disgusting.
- Tbellina    

Welcoming and green.
I approached, fool that I am,
Cursed and wretched fiend!
- NYCjoe    

Foot long burrito.
Come to papa my darling
Aaagh! Merciful god take me.
- Davidicus    

Anxiously await
Cannot wait to take a bite
Damn it! Cilantro
- Chad Brantley    

"Most women love it,"
He said. No: my vagina
Hates cilantro too.
- Mooie    

Democrat congress
Stimulus bill with trillion
Bucks for cilantro
- JungleJim    

Ban all cilantro
Should be illegal to serve
Life without parole
- JungleJim    

Volcano erupts
Air is full of cilantro
I can't even breathe
- JungleJim    

Politicize it
Democrats like cilantro
Don't like them either
- JungleJim    

Stimulus package
Subsidizes cilantro
Don't vote 0bama
- JungleJim    

I hate cilantro
It tastes like rancid dogshit
Don't want to eat it

- JungleJim    

Black sheep I became
Mom’s bean dip – no! Not this too!
Green Toilet cleaner

- Majmskk    

Yes, he got my vote!
I hear he hates cilantro,
And plans to act soon!
- Cagey2519    

Shame on Ikon Grill.
Cilantro mashed potatoes
Served with every dish.
- Cagey2519    

Sometimes I forget...
Then it rears its ugly stench.
Please, someone kill me.
- Dstieve    

They say that it's great
It brings pizazz to the plate
I won't take the bait.
- Kristeanity