Cilantro NO!
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Cilantro, NO!

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OhAreSixAyToo

I won't stop until
I've RoundUp'ed every sprig on
God's soapy green earth




Soapbox

the devil's lettuce
that is what cilantro is
ruining my guac




Himalayan Chef

Cursed cilantro
Ruiner of my Thai food.
Order a Big Mac.




Ermao12180

This single poem
reveals our unbridled rage
toward all cilantro




Magentosale

香菜不香
臭气熏天




Pillaybeth

我有个梦想
让所有香菜消失
小小的梦想




Kkishimoto378

When I ordered food
I forgot to make request
"No cilantro" *pukes*




Viksn1

Pho sounds interesting
I like other Asian cuisine
I'm going to barf




Osaka1978

香菜!去死吧!
狗屎一样的味道居然还故意摆到我面前。我早早就提醒了,不要放香菜啊!当时我恨不得杀了那个该死的厨子!
虽然最后给我换了一碗,但以后我再也没去过那家餐馆。




Scott-i-Grytan

Thai food, Thai food, yum!
I love to eat Thai food, yum!
Oh... Oh dear god no!




Scott-i-Grytan

Never before has
truer words been spoken than
"no coriander"




Layor

XIANG CAI TANG,
XIANG CAI FAN,
XIANG CAI CHAO JI DAN.
GO DIE~~~




AEhatescilantro

Dark herb cilantro
Slithers through my burrito
If only I knew




AEhatescilantro

I can shit on you
Cilantro you bad bad poo
Avery betrayed us




Airwavdav

new food court option
OMG called Cilantro
horror the horror




Airwavdav

forget cyanide
just use the green shit from that
pico de gallo




Airwavdav

the Emperor built
a Great Wall to keep Chinese
Parsley from spreading




Johnny Rodriguez

I say cilantro,
You say Johnny Rodriguez
Coriander, bitch




Loganwalck

A perfect taco
Soiled by your presence
I wish death on thee




Elizabelle

Cilantro thou are
a stranger to my heart
forever we shall stay apart.




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