Cilantro NO!
I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
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Supporting the Fight Against Cilantro!

(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)


cilantro cilant
ro, cilantron cilantro
cilantro naaaah

Horrifying herb.
Any recipe it's in.
It's all I can taste.

A beautiful dish
What is this green leafy bit?

Babe, we need to talk
This cilantro soup you make
It just won't work out.

If I wanted soap,
I would be in the shower.
Cilantro, you suck.

Mexican devil
This green weed that tastes like shit
I've removed my tongue

What is in a name?
They both taste like soap

Fresh, tasty salsa!
Wait, what is that foul flavour?
Merciless soap weed.

Cilantro is a
joke and needs not
be existing

Cilantro, you suck
How dare you ruin queso!
Where's my Benadryl?

I'm a regular.
They don't see me shunning it.
Why don't I tell them?

It's a no brainer
why cilantro can attract
a horny stink bug.

ground c******o
is the new pollen

Meteorite claims
cilantro extinction,
Godzilla is unhappy.

there are some c words
more offensive than others
distasteful for sure

soap or cilantro
one way or the other its
punishment for mouths

cilantro is to
fine dining as Kenny Gs
sax is to great jazz

care for cilantro?
or perhaps ill just take a
big dump on your plate

Soap?! FAR too benign.
Evil, rotting, death, decay -
Embalming fluid.

cilantro sucks ass.
cilantro tastes like ass, ew.
why cilantro, why?


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