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Cilantro, NO!

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Cilantrofucker

i hate cilantro
but my fam loves that utter shit
fuck cilantro hard




Harmstrong@mbayaq.org

You should try
washing your mouth out
with cilantro. Bad!




Ivanhoe64

Top Chef Fabio
Greatly dislikes cilantro.
He is my fav'rite.




Ivanhoe64

Do bees take nectar
From cilantro? If so, I
Don't want the honey.




Ivanhoe64

There is just no way
That I would eat cilantro
Deliberately.




Luckysmom

You say cilantro
And I say coriander
Either way no thanks.




Thisagressionwillnotstand

And the eighth angel
Poured out his vial and spoke,
"Eat this cilantro."




Thisagressionwillnotstand

My menu screams, "Go!"
"There is nothing here for you."
"We don't want your kind."




Thisagressionwillnotstand

We've evolved my friends
To despise that noxious weed
That lower forms chew.




Thisagressionwillnotstand

The green speck awaits
Then explodes in my poor mouth.
A stink bug for lunch.




Thisagressionwillnotstand

Body Snatchers love
The horror of cilantro
So few of us left




Suekam

cilantro, no, no
oh god no, no, no. i hate
you with all my soul.




Birdtoldmeaboutthiswebsit

I ordered a meal
I expected a great meal
Not enough chicken




OhAreSixAyToo

I won't stop until
I've RoundUp'ed every sprig on
God's soapy green earth




Soapbox

the devil's lettuce
that is what cilantro is
ruining my guac




Himalayan Chef

Cursed cilantro
Ruiner of my Thai food.
Order a Big Mac.




Ermao12180

This single poem
reveals our unbridled rage
toward all cilantro




Magentosale

香菜不香
臭气熏天




Pillaybeth

我有个梦想
让所有香菜消失
小小的梦想




Kkishimoto378

When I ordered food
I forgot to make request
"No cilantro" *pukes*




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