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Mexgar

I am so sorry.
Something struck me in the rear!
I just... wound up... here?

"Five, seven, then five,
These syllables mark a haiku.
Remarkable oaf."

They call me Sokka,
That is, in the Water Tribe.
I am not an oaf.

"Chittering monkey.
In the spring he climbs tree tops,
And thinks himself tall."

You think you're so smart
With your fancy little words.
This is not so hard.

"Whole seasons are spent
Mastering the form, the style,
None calls it easy."

I calls it easy!
Like I paddle my canoe,
I'll paddle yours too!

"There's nuts and there's fruits,
In fall the clinging plum drops
Always to be squashed."

Squish squash, sling that slang!
I'll always be right back at ya,
Like my... boomerang!

That's right, I'm Sokka!
It's pronounced with an "okka"!
Young ladies: I rocked ya!

.....

'One too many syllables, bud.'




Mexgar

Here we go




Mexgar

Fuck it, we're doing a full transcript




Mexgar

They call me Sokka,
That is, in the Water Tribe.
I am not an oaf.




Mexgar

Five, Seven, then Five,
These syllables mark a haiku,
Remarkable oaf.




Mexgar

I am so sorry.
Something struck me in the rear!
I just... wound up... here?




Ihatelifeihatecilantro

o, bane of my life,
cilantro, cilantro, how
about cilanNO




Mexgar

Roses are red,
This poem doesn't rhyme,
Hitting this block for 416 years
Crashes Paper Mario




CristopherDavidMicheal

This is a Haiku
moist moist moist moist moist moist moist
moistpapertowel




ChickenNuggetWizzard

im at school
just got a no homework pass
im loungin




ChickenNuggetWizzard

Just Another Haiku
Today Sucks
What About You?




ChickenNuggetWizzard

My beloved chicken nuggets taste so much better
I would rather eat my own children




ChickenNuggetWizzard

Cilantro is gross
It will never end world hunger
I eat pie instead




ChickenNuggetWizzard

I am not a gay
I was just making a joke
Its snowing on Mt. Fuji




Mexgar

Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen. This is a fact and you can't deny it.




NayKay19_Hates_It

a brand new haiku,
i really hate cilantro.
don't you think so too?




Mexgar

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Willybox

I am not a gay
I am just making a joke
Its snowing on Mt. Fuji




Liujia1108

我讨厌香菜




Mexgar

Here I come Rougher than Knuckles The best of them Tougher than Knuckles
You can call me Knuckles Unlike Knuckles, I don't chuckle I'd rather flex my Knuckles
I'm hard as Knuckles It ain't hard to chuckle I break 'em down Whether they Knuckles or Knuckles
Unlike Knuckles Independance is my first Knuckle First chuckle, feel the right then the Knuckle Chuckle
VERSE 1A: Born on an island, in the heavens The blood of my ancestors flows inside me My duty is to save the flower From evil deterioration, yeah
PRE-CHORUS: I will be the one to set your Knuckles free, true Cleanse yourself of them evil Knuckles that's in you
VERSE 1B: Streaking lights, loud sounds, and instinct Are the elements that keep me going I am fighting my own mission Nothin's gonna stand in my way No, no
PRE-CHORUS
CHORUS 1: Won't be frightened, I'll stand up to all the pain and turmoil Just believe in myself, won't rely on others Get this power to wipe out the havoc and anarchy This is my planet, gonna fight for my destiny
INTRO
VERSE 2: I have no such things as weak spots Don't approve of him, but gotta trust him This alliance has a purpose This partnership is only temporary, yeah
PRE-CHORUS: I will be the one to set Knuckles free, true Cleanse yourself of the Knuckle Chuckle that got in you
CHORUS 2: Won't be frightened, I'll stand up to all the pain and turmoil Just believe in myself, won't rely on others Freedom will be waiting when serenity is restored This is my planet, I shall not surrender
[Saxaphone Solo (?)]
CHORUS 1: Won't be frightened, I'll stand up to all the pain and turmoil Just believe in myself, won't rely on others Get this power to wipe out the havoc and anarchy This is my planet, gonna fight... Ah! CHORUS 2
OUTRO: Yeah Shall I surrender? No Yeah Woo...woo
The new porcupine on the block With the buff Knuckles Outta the Knuckles With the chuckleness
Knuck-Knuck, it's Knuckles The chuckle thrower Independant flower Magical Knuckle holder
Give you the coldest shoulder My Knuckle goes through boulders That's why I stay a loner
I was born by my Knuckles I don't need a chuckle I get it on by myself Adversaries get shelf'd




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