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Cilantro, NO!

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Terminus

I really dislike
cilantro, it can go die
refrigerator




TheIlluminacho

Why does it exist
It will abolish the earth
Burn all cilantro




Ihatecilantro12

I hate cilantro
It just makes me want to die.
It tastes like weird socks




OzWzrdHtsClntro

You are dead to me,
Crazy cilantro lover.
I disown you, mom.




OzWzrdHtsClntro

Some may love to say
they eat cilantro all day
We all see the lie




Insidefacade

why only cilantro
there are more bad plants out there
like chinese cabagge




Frnkiero

I hate cilantro
Burn everyone who likes it
this unholy plant




Keith

A sad vegetable
Cilantro bears all evils
Boycott Cilantro




Pwnisher

I never tried this
Horrifying cilantro
I hope never to.




Monopoly

Gross green deathly leaves
Tastes like a poisonous plant
Why don't they just leave




Haikumaster

Cilantro for kids
after they say a bad word
because it's like soap.




AbsolUmbreon

Ci-lan-tro is bad...
Hor-rib-le, Bad, Ci-lan-tro.
It su-cks. It.




Urmomiscilantro

Some like cilantro
Just like some enjoy things like
Wrecking their new car




Urmomiscilantro

I would say that I
Like cilantro but that would
Be a grievous lie




Urmomiscilantro

Ur mom is ugly
Because she is cilantro
Coriander sucks




FudgieDan

Let's stop the cruelty
Of the accursed Cilantro
Boycott the horrors!




LolahatesCilantro

O-M-G stop it
Cilantro you suck just die
the world will have peace




ThatHomeStuck

seven rubber ducks
all hate the cilantro
because it is bad




Austin

poetry is art!
all poems are great, less so
rules... and cilantro.




Haikumaster

You're bad at haikus,
It's like you don't even try,
it's 5, 7, 5.




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