Cilantro NO!
I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
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Supporting the Fight Against Cilantro!

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The green enemy
The herb so vile so evil
Ruins all dishes

I Do Not Like It
Sam I Am - no fan no fan
Of that cilantro

verdant enemy
lurking in soupy repose
striking the naive

Soapy flavor abounds
Did they not rinse the dishes?
No, it's cilantro.

Fight cilantro now!
To force this weed upon us?
...the terrorists win.

Coincidence? No!
Cilantro enters Europe.
Along with Black Death.

Amelia Earhart.
What did the stewardess bring?
Cilantro chicken.

Lucrezia Borgia
World famous for poisoning
Favored cilantro

Blood frogs lice and beasts
Pestilence boils storms locusts
Darkness cilantro.

God made cilantro
If ten plagues were not enough
It was his backup

My friends are liars
They profess to like raw fish
And now cilantro

Thai and Mexican
Great culinary delights
Green leaf ruins both

The curry sickens
It looked good on the menu
Alas cilantro

Already vegan.
So very little to eat.
Can't PETA protest?

Dog eats grass and pukes
I did that with cilantro
Dog? Cleansed. Me? Ill.

Worse still than sushi
Still more food conspiracies
My rage frightens me

This herb so vile
Can we not understand why
Anna left Siam?

Cilantro Design
Oxymoronic statement
They really need help

upon discovery
I see my lovely soup and...
Now one thought forms : RAGE!

I caress your lips
but, Oh ! You've eaten malice !
kisses never more

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