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ThunderFoxCilantroHater

O, The Taste Burns Me
Like Sun To A Vampire
Cilantro Does Suck




ThunderFoxCilantroHater

Cilantro Taste Bad
Only My Rabbit Likes It So
Oh Why Must It Be?




Emmazinnia

this website is shit
cilantro is shitty too
be a nice person




Emmazinnia

cilantro is bad
my tormented soul will weep
kill all cilantro




ChickenNubbetWitch

Glooming perdition
An open, Burning Sobbing
betrayed by the Death




ChickenNubbetWitch

Wicked afforest
A sprinkle, cilantro dies
at the perfect gross

(i used a haiku generator for this uh)




ChickenNubbetWitch

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAIKUS WORK HELP




MrCurlyAlex

I'm good at haikus,
But I'm bad at cilantro.
This doesn't make sense :(




MrCurlyAlex

Let's learn Russian words,
'Kinza' means the cilantro,
The more you know, friend.




Rhen

Cilantro is bad,
whether in taste or in looks.
I can't write haikus.




23rdhour

Stemmy scourge of Pho
They say, "but it's essential!"
Extract leaves with rage




Tobetobitobe

Frick fracking cilantro,
Mine dearest foe, motherfucking
Frick fracking cilantro




Cats Hate Cilantro

Potato plant fam
Unite to save us from the
Cilantro army




Ihatelifeihatecilantro

o, bane of my life,
cilantro, cilantro, how
about cilanNO




CristopherDavidMicheal

This is a Haiku
moist moist moist moist moist moist moist
moistpapertowel




ChickenNuggetWizzard

im at school
just got a no homework pass
im loungin




ChickenNuggetWizzard

Just Another Haiku
Today Sucks
What About You?




ChickenNuggetWizzard

Cilantro is gross
It will never end world hunger
I eat pie instead




NayKay19_Hates_It

a brand new haiku,
i really hate cilantro.
don't you think so too?




Willybox

I am not a gay
I am just making a joke
Its snowing on Mt. Fuji




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