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AEhatescilantro

Dark herb cilantro
Slithers through my burrito
If only I knew




AEhatescilantro

I can shit on you
Cilantro you bad bad poo
Avery betrayed us




Airwavdav

new food court option
OMG called Cilantro
horror the horror




Airwavdav

forget cyanide
just use the green shit from that
pico de gallo




Airwavdav

the Emperor built
a Great Wall to keep Chinese
Parsley from spreading




Johnny Rodriguez

I say cilantro,
You say Johnny Rodriguez
Coriander, bitch




Loganwalck

A perfect taco
Soiled by your presence
I wish death on thee




Elizabelle

Cilantro thou are
a stranger to my heart
forever we shall stay apart.




Phantrashtic

Pico de gallo
Also most types of salsa
Metallic mouth-fuck




Olivelilly

Spring roll in my mouth
Evokes such unbridled hate
Into my napkin




Cindi100

[cindi's haiku was
blank when we got it so the
staff wrote one for her!]




Austin

We and everything
in the world are made from stars!
Except cilantro.




Baseball Tiger

I happen to be
Deathly allergic towards
Yucky cilantro




Hatethisandeggplant

Pain and suffering
The second worst food ever
Eggplant is the first




Somniam2

Every Single Time
I taste that disgusting plant
I die more inside




CilantroHatred

Cooks, please see reason:
Cilantro is atrocious!
Put it in the trash!




Austin

Another haiku
for testing a
new email feature!




Nomorecilantro1

fuck you cilantro
you taste like batman's butt hole
fuck you cilantro




Nomorecilantro1

I am the batman
The batman hates cilantro
I hate cilantro




Nomorecilantro1

Oh, oh Cilantro
Why do you torment me so
Go away go go go




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