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Cilantro, NO!

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Coralie

Go forth, banish thee
Capable of killing me
Cilantro get out!




DJ

All gusto hath stilled
The cilantro striketh me
And killed my salsa




Bento

From the kitchen wafts
The smell of my old jockstrap,
cilantro, vile weed.




HighlyFunctional

by heaven's glory
I have come to realize
cilantro must die




Sierrasu

Eat cilantro? NO!
Unless as prelude to the
Emergency Room




B-Man99

Oh my fucking god
Fucking cilantro haikus
This website is gold




Notafanofcilantro

i just really dont
like cilantro at all, it
makes me very mad




Notafanofcilantro

i do not like stuff,
but mostly i fucking hate
fucking cilantro




Annabella

it is our first date
you like cilantro you say?
you have no chance mate




Annabella

Call it what you will
cilantro, coriander
it is all bullshit




Rylock

Where cilantro found
Field, grocery, burrito
Roundup, I spray thee




Rylock

Where cilantro found
Field, grocery, burrito
Roundup, I spray thee




Rylock

Where cilantro found
Field, grocery, burrito
Roundup, I spray thee




Spinlyspin

Screw you, cilantro,
You have ruined my whole life,
Go die, cilantro




Mariehatescilantro

It grows in the ground
and that is where it should stay.
I hate cilantro




1234567890

If I were to be
superman, my one true weakness would be,
the vile cilantro.




1234567890

Cilantro will be
the cause of a plague in the
future. Save yourselves!




1234567890

Eating cilantro,
is like consuming the flames
of hell with my mouth.




1234567890

Cilantro is gross,
it tastes like Spartan piss,
with perfume and sweat.




1234567890

How anyone, can
like cilantro, will always,
be a mystery.




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