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Pile Of Dead Horses

As Jesus lay on
the cross, his last words whispered:
"Cilantro did this."




Pile Of Dead Horses

I did dream last night
of burning cilantro fields,
and joy did find me




Pile Of Dead Horses

There cannot be a
god, for he would not do this
to any creature




Pile Of Dead Horses

In my mouth; I want
to vomit you into hell
that you may suffer




Pile Of Dead Horses

Peace on earth hindered
by your green, leafy tendrils;
I will destroy you




Pile Of Dead Horses

Green, green flaky fiend,
hatred and contempt flowing
through my veins always




Pile Of Dead Horses

Stalin and Hitler
were bad, but nothing compares
to this wretched crop




Pile Of Dead Horses

Fiend, I reject you!
Wicked villain that you are,
fuck your green bullshit




Pile Of Dead Horses

Deplorable herb,
makes me want to kill myself;
fuck you, cilantro




Inshallah

As “Coriander,
Traditional Asian spice,”
It still tastes like shit.




Inshallah

Wait, am I in hell?
Or am I at Chipotle?
The same place, really.




Inshallah

Suspicious green flecks
Floating in my chicken soup--
Are you kidding me?




Inshallah

The next time I hear,
"But you'll like it in this dish!"--
I will shank a bitch.




Inshallah

Fancy garnish? Fine--
Simply say so on the menu!
Now is that so hard?




Inshallah

Dear food truck ladies,
It doesn't make it special:
Burrito fail.




Inshallah

Swanky eateries
Use it in place of parsley ...
I send that shit back.




CillyCeleste

cat-piss flavour
A devilish soup garnish
I pick that shit out




CillyCeleste

cat-piss flavour
A devilish soup garnish
I pick that shit out




Thorciphers

Looks innocuous
Tastes like skunk-sprayed-styrofoam
No one understands




Kuhpuh

My best friend ruined it
Told me it tastes like metal
Can't eat anymore




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