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RoundPonda

Ye cilantro pie
I dreamt thee before me lie
till sleep left mine eye




RoundPonda

Oh poison from earth
thoust choketh all my senses
from thee I escape.




Willi5willi5

The soapy taste is clear.
Miscilantropic insight,
only fools don't share you.




Bill-mech@bethel.edu

oy! such a flavor
too bad it's so repulsive
greatly overused




ItReallyIsAwful

Hated, vile, foul herb;
One mere leaf destroys the meal.
Oh, to be tongueless!




ItReallyIsAwful

Why ruin salsa?
Mexican food was once great.
Today, not so much.




ItReallyIsAwful

Many fools love it.
It is in everything now.
Why do they hate me?




Cilantroisaknobhead

I can't contain it
My hot, fiery hatred
For the devil herb.




Rkgarr

putrid herb from Hell
the very thought makes me sick
get me the poison




ChaplainDave

I hate cilantro;
It tastes like a slum sewer
And smells like one, too.




Night-surgeon

I like cilantro
This website is a bit dumb
But it is funny




Cilantromakesmesad

I didn't know that
taco bell's cantina bowl
had so much in it




Yusopogi

Ruiner of pho.
I shall banish thee from Earth.
I will burn thee up.




Yusopogi

Ruiner of phở.
I shall banish thee from Earth.
I will burn thee up.




Y2ksurvivor

green as old vomit
coriander sativum
tastes of anarchy




Mchllgj

Little did I know
that, one day, you would get me,
and I would hate you.




Jinx

They can't understand
My taste buds are allergic
dolts think it's tasty




Benefred

Foul Coriander
Leaves that seem to haunt each meal
Stercum Sativum




Ramadev

Awful cilantro!
I would rather smoke it than
put it in my mouth




RyanCorpse

Vicious cilantro
You infiltrate my taste buds
Wretchedly, I puke




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