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Cilantro, NO!

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Tbellina

Whoever heard of
Cilantro on pupusa?
Ew, so disgusting.




NYCjoe

Welcoming and green.
I approached, fool that I am,
Cursed and wretched fiend!




Davidicus

Foot long burrito.
Come to papa my darling
Aaagh! Merciful god take me.




Chad Brantley

Anxiously await
Cannot wait to take a bite
Damn it! Cilantro




Mooie

"Most women love it,"
He said. No: my vagina
Hates cilantro too.




JungleJim

Democrat congress
Stimulus bill with trillion
Bucks for cilantro




JungleJim

Ban all cilantro
Should be illegal to serve
Life without parole




JungleJim

Volcano erupts
Air is full of cilantro
I can't even breathe




JungleJim

Politicize it
Democrats like cilantro
Don't like them either




JungleJim

Stimulus package
Subsidizes cilantro
Don't vote 0bama




JungleJim

I hate cilantro
It tastes like rancid dogshit
Don't want to eat it




Majmskk

Black sheep I became
Momís bean dip Ė no! Not this too!
Green Toilet cleaner




Cagey2519

Yes, he got my vote!
I hear he hates cilantro,
And plans to act soon!




Cagey2519

Shame on Ikon Grill.
Cilantro mashed potatoes
Served with every dish.




Dstieve

Sometimes I forget...
Then it rears its ugly stench.
Please, someone kill me.




Kristeanity

They say that it's great
It brings pizazz to the plate
I won't take the bait.




Kristeanity

Saw it on TV--
They ate the leaves right off it.
I wanted to puke.




Kristeanity

"Is there cilantro?"
"I don't think so, just taste it."
Forgive him, Father.




Thestuff

LO, if my burrit-
O is EVER ruined ag-
ain, i WILL scream loud!




21grapefruits

It's time for real change
oh President Obama
outlaw cilantro.




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