I will not kiss you,You just ate some cilantro,We should break up now.
Punishment it isCruel and unusualCilantro can kill
Each time I taste itIt tastes worse than the last timeIt is just awful
I hate it so muchIt's the herb of the devilGet it out of here
PusilanimousCilantro Toadies BobbingIn The Slimy Pond
Poopy CilantroCoriander PseudonymPutrescent Horror
he sweetly made meblack bean dip and I said, thatbest be basil, bitch.
Flake, leaf, pinch or zest,Everything still tastes a mess.I spurn and digress.
My dear cilantro,Why were you on my nachos?I wanted to die.
Guac is deliciousBut when scathed with cilantro,Prepare for your death.
Cringing with disgust,The foul stench pervades my soul.Must have... antidote.
How do I hate thee?Let me count the many ways...You arouse my rage!
Stop blaming Yoko.Oh no! It was cilantrothat split the Beatles.
Innocent apple,The serpent deceived Adamwith the noxious weed
contempt fills my soulevery time i look uponputrid cilantro.
i thought i loved himuntil i got my tacofilled with breakup flakes
It's Trick or Treat time!But watch that pumpkin soup, man.Seasoned with a trick!
Oh awful green herbNature has no such otherheinous creation
every where i gocilantro lovers are therewhat's the freakin deal?
Look, yummy salsa!Grab a chip and dip it inLook at me gagging.
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