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Cilantro, NO!

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Charizzardwu

I will not kiss you,
You just ate some cilantro,
We should break up now.




Erin328

Punishment it is
Cruel and unusual
Cilantro can kill




Erin328

Each time I taste it
It tastes worse than the last time
It is just awful




Erin328

I hate it so much
It's the herb of the devil
Get it out of here




PoopyTaste

Pusilanimous
Cilantro Toadies Bobbing
In The Slimy Pond




PoopyTaste

Poopy Cilantro
Coriander Pseudonym
Putrescent Horror




FosterSays

he sweetly made me
black bean dip and I said, that
best be basil, bitch.




Spicykim

Flake, leaf, pinch or zest,
Everything still tastes a mess.
I spurn and digress.




Boilermaker2012

My dear cilantro,
Why were you on my nachos?
I wanted to die.




Spicykim

Guac is delicious
But when scathed with cilantro,
Prepare for your death.




Spicykim

Cringing with disgust,
The foul stench pervades my soul.
Must have... antidote.




Markcouch

How do I hate thee?
Let me count the many ways...
You arouse my rage!




Burj

Stop blaming Yoko.
Oh no! It was cilantro
that split the Beatles.




Burj

Innocent apple,
The serpent deceived Adam
with the noxious weed




Falconsoccer

contempt fills my soul
every time i look upon
putrid cilantro.




Annasho

i thought i loved him
until i got my taco
filled with breakup flakes




Cagey2519

It's Trick or Treat time!
But watch that pumpkin soup, man.
Seasoned with a trick!




Jleohoffman

Oh awful green herb
Nature has no such other
heinous creation




Bambam

every where i go
cilantro lovers are there
what's the freakin deal?




Mudwamp

Look, yummy salsa!
Grab a chip and dip it in
Look at me gagging.




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