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Dana

you are incorrect
no i will not acquire it
a taste for burning plastic




Margie

screwed up my haiku
cilantro is in my brain
poisoning my thoughts




Margie

it is you I need
need you like hot tar
pouring in my eyes




EwCilantro

Cilantro is bad
On a burrito i had
It makes me so sad




Changarang

terror strikes when i
chew on this wicked weapon
of mass destruction.




Cagey2519

First date. Love blossoms.
And then two sighs become one.
Oh, damn. Cilantro.




Cagey2519

On a country drive,
I wonder - what grows green, there?
Snickk. I strike a match.




Brodie.sara

Cilantro ruins
Everything that it touches
Why does it exist?




Brodie.sara

Secret cilantro!
Why did you not disclose this?
I can't eat this now.




Wunkrot

Your room in hell, dear
is salsa from Qdoba
This for all your sins




Beevster

soapy burrito
please stop ruining the rice
Chipotle people




Beevster

damn stupid Bully's
cilantro doesn't go in
marinara sauce




Kristeanity

Perfectly good dish
Chef wants to get creative
Now I cannot eat




Kristeanity

My throat is closing
I am oxygen deprived
Asthma? Cilantro.




Cilantro Ice Cream?

Around hell's tables
Demon kids shout gleefully:
More cilantro, Mom!




Cilantro Ice Cream?

cilantro equals
the taste of pure evil, yo?
keep it out de 'hood




Harrysolomon

Blame the cilantro
for Salmonella outbreak
Ban It! Save a life!




Harrysolomon

Messed up my haiku
Made it Seven Five Seven
I blame cilantro




Harrysolomon

A salmonella outbreak
Tomatoes? Peppers?
No.I'll bet it's cilantro!




Cagey2519

Lovely summer brunch.
Homefries browned so perfectly;
Pah! It's here! Oh, why?




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