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Cilantro, NO!

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Taraalton

Satan's funky herb
stinking up my hands and mouth
Cilantro must die!




Jordzuck

Oh to see the day
when I will never have to worry
Is it in my dish?




Jordzuck

Cilantro, roaches
and cigarettes. Three things that
really need to go.




Jordzuck

Oh evil green herb
The bain of my existence
How I hate thee so




Jordzuck

It seems innocent
Sitting on the market shelf
Then I get a whif




Jordzuck

How hard can it be
for my server to comply?
NO CILANTRO PLEASE!




Jordzuck

One hungover morn
I threw up in the shower
...corriander soap




Jordzuck

A dirt laden floor
Would be preferable to lick
Than this putrid shit




Kats

All alone. My family
they proclaim their love. Not me
I hate the smell too




Ben Zaniline

Give Earth enema -
simply insert tube into
field of cilantro




Illneverlikeit

Lick fur of wet dog
only then, you too will know
True cilantro taste




Kaycline

O vile substance,
Your evil neverending
Woe, the end of days.




Illneverlikeit

sneaky non parsley
masquerade in parsley dress
trickery so vile




Illneverlikeit

Mexican food yum
Wait! What's so fowl on my tongue?
even cheese destroyed!




Jenny Doll

Nah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah sty.
Cilantro. Nasty.




Tinfoil

better would be to
have eye gouged with a piece of
glass, cilantro blind




Fairygreen

Fondue so lovely
Wait, a bitter blow to tongue
A great meal ruined




Fairygreen

The green enemy
The herb so vile so evil
Ruins all dishes




Ann Patrice

I Do Not Like It
Sam I Am - no fan no fan
Of that cilantro




Sixman

verdant enemy
lurking in soupy repose
striking the naive




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