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Ronster666

Soapy flavor abounds
Did they not rinse the dishes?
No, it's cilantro.




Dstieve

Fight cilantro now!
To force this weed upon us?
...the terrorists win.




Popmusicguy

Coincidence? No!
Cilantro enters Europe.
Along with Black Death.




Popmusicguy

Amelia Earhart.
What did the stewardess bring?
Cilantro chicken.




Popmusicguy

Lucrezia Borgia
World famous for poisoning
Favored cilantro




Popmusicguy

Blood frogs lice and beasts
Pestilence boils storms locusts
Darkness cilantro.




Popmusicguy

God made cilantro
If ten plagues were not enough
It was his backup




Popmusicguy

My friends are liars
They profess to like raw fish
And now cilantro




Popmusicguy

Thai and Mexican
Great culinary delights
Green leaf ruins both




Popmusicguy

The curry sickens
It looked good on the menu
Alas cilantro




Popmusicguy

Already vegan.
So very little to eat.
Can't PETA protest?




Popmusicguy

Dog eats grass and pukes
I did that with cilantro
Dog? Cleansed. Me? Ill.




Popmusicguy

Worse still than sushi
Still more food conspiracies
My rage frightens me




Popmusicguy

This herb so vile
Can we not understand why
Anna left Siam?




Daagom

Cilantro Design
Oxymoronic statement
They really need help




Tailypoe

upon discovery
I see my lovely soup and...
Now one thought forms : RAGE!




Tailypoe

I caress your lips
but, Oh ! You've eaten malice !
kisses never more




Miss Robyn

i went out to eat
i asked for no cilantro
they didn't listen




Tom.kitten

No amount of rinsing
Can wash the soapy taste from food
Befouled by this weed.




Tom.kitten

My tranquility
gives way to waves of hatred
when I smell this herb.




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