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Tom.kitten

Burn the fields where grown
Shun practitioners of use
Aftertaste of shit




Tom.kitten

Dinner? Vile, sadly.
When cilantro is present,
All turns out badly.




Tom.kitten

Good soup to bad soap.
A metamorphosis leaf,
Bitter and hateful.




Harrysolomon

Cilantro tastes good?
I know this is a big lie
Pigs would not eat it




Tailypoe

oh poisoned soap herb !
was the taste evolved perhaps,
for deterring sheep ?




Tailypoe

some claim to like it
who are these individuals
they heed no distaste




Tailypoe

unfortunate me !
I gargle with vodka.
now, when will it stop.... ?




Tailypoe

thought to be parsley,
then my dish overpower'd.
it's healthy ? try mint.




Dontruinmyfood

Protest cilantro
At Mexican restaurants
In the parking lots




Ari

Industrial solvents
Remind me of cilantro
Not visa-versa




Joatmon

Members, Mexico none
send devils vile weed there
solution, done. . .




Glasswall

A thousand deaths I
Have had, though soldiered through them.
My tongue is withered.




Glasswall

So alone, in this,
They will not listen to me!
Tastes of nickel-piss.




Glasswall

Mother, please, tell me!
What is the dirty secret?
It mars your curry!




Glasswall

A finer torture,
Oh! There yet has never been.
My nightmare in green.




Glasswall

Mysterious taste,
Just moments before impact.
Now I rue the day




Andy_silva

Throat muscles tighten
Like ass cheeks that are caressed
by creepy strangers




Andy_silva

Breeze through an ass crack,
Blowing up your nose gently,
Cilantro's like that.




Andy_silva

Pho from viet nam,
you're cheap and delicious,
except for that leaf!




Andy_silva

Pico de Gallo,
Spring rain, mixed with mustard gas;
Sweetly packaged death.




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