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Andy_silva

It taints the salsa
Soapy leaf floats sneakily
A turd in the pool




Makesmevomit

Disgusting, it is
The foul green leaf, satanic
Cilantro, evil!




A321530

Order Simple Soup...
Spoon...lips...Anticipation...
Cilantro...Ruined.




Thecatzmeoww04

Gross, green cilantro!
Grab your poncho, quick; itís ass-
Ailing rains are thick!




Harrysolomon

You must be joking
I will not eat Cilantro
No food could taste worse




Eseide

Dumb fad - tastes like feet
I'd rather eat a cat turd;
No foot-herb in that!




Ronster666

Latin food rules, but
Beware the tainted salsa
Just dry chips for me




Jables001

most sinister herb,
Now considered to be cool.
So was "Der Fuehrer".




Jables001

Some say cilantro
Appearance in germany
late nineteen-thirties




Zenchee

Great plump thing
Burrito is so good
until cilantro




Gridironengineer@msn.com

Cilantro, you are
a violation of my
basic human rights.




Getoutofmysoup

I ordered that soup
great tofu and mushrooms, but
cilantro blocked me




Laaaaaame

Cilantro you scum
Your vulgar taste killed my mum
Go back to Asia, bum




Diecilantro

you ruin everything
your soul is black and soapy
rot in hell foul weed




Nmlhats

odor makes me cringe
the world's most ruinous herb
vomit inspiring




Nalphillips

Head becomes plastic.
A sensation, not a taste.
Rather eat a fart.




Dstieve

Freedom haters wail:
"Cilantro! More cilantro!"
The terrorists win.




Dstieve

How did this happen?
Like SARS, it rose from nowhere.
Putrid, rancid weed!




Msinesiou

Nothing but complete
Erradication will do
Cilantro Be Gone!




Tempeszt

Fourteen hundred strong,
We can't be so very wrong:
Anti-cilantro!




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