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Msinesiou

Just one little flake
Ruins my entire meal
Why do you haunt me?




Msinesiou

Oh, Indian food
Did you HAVE to join the trend?
You are dead to me.




Amilly

excuse me, waiter
i prefer guacamole
sans leafy dish soap




23rdhour

what lies here within
a perfectly good sandwich?
fucking cilantro.




Dtweeten

I went to Peru.
My food and diarrhea
Reeked of cilantro.




Zuanne

You don't belong here,
Evil usurper of taste
Kudzu of the plate




LeChevalierVert

Green should be good! Herbs,
especially fresh, are great.
But NOT cilantro.




HannaRuth

Roses are red violets are blue,
if you use cilantro in my food,
goodbye to YOU...




Dubhloaich

Such acrid debris!
This passes as seasoning?
Socrates' hemlock!




Nate505

Disgusting green leaves
polluting our fair foodstuffs
to a bitter end




Jag

a soup, delicious
i spy skulking floating flakes
bleach is for washing




Cilantronono

all my friends love you
not me, i feel so alone
you stink, cilantro.




Cilantronono

all my friends love you
not me, i feel so alone
you stink, cilantro.




Redronisf

Salsa was so good
until you tainted its soul
with your green disgust




Rlukashuk

Mexican parsley
Poached fish in a shit sandwich
Whats the difference?




Rebecca

Oh you looked so good
Why did you have to deceive?
My mouth tastes like poo.




Cilantrostinkweed

No more tabboulah.
You, Bane of my existence:
Cilantro stinkweed.




Kirk911

Parsley in disguise
How could I be so naive?
Damn you cilantro




Mightyscoop1

A gentle flower
Green of stem that haunts my mind
The vomit that comes




Jenny Doll

At the tea party:
curdled skim, turned pork, black egg;
Cilantro hosts friends.




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