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Jenny Doll

Pointed poison leaves,
Stretch damply beneath misters.
The parsley is vexed.




Venabambina

Satan's evil weed.
How you love to toture me;
eating unaware.




Fyrefytre

I went out to eat
Dish covered with the vile leaf
I went home to eat




Vigilantecilantroarsonist

Cilantro attacks!
Oh shit, I am surrounded,
Oh no, my taste buds!




Vigilantecilantroarsonist

If MacGyver could,
He would destroy cilantro,
Using his duct tape.




Vigilantecilantroarsonist

There is no escape!
Cilantro killed Saddam Hussein.
Stay away from me!




Vigilantecilantroarsonist

I ate cilantro.
Tasted like poopoo doodoo.
I hate cilantro.




Tosca

Can't believe I found
A website with people who
Hate it more than I




Nelson

Cilantro so foul
Creation of the devil
Horrible green herb




JicamaSucks2

Nuked baby wipes dipped
in cat piss - who the hell finds
you so delicious?




JicamaSucks2

baby wipes or puke
is what you taste like to me
why do they eat you?




JicamaSucks2

Oh ciltantro, how
you spread your seed; your cousin
Jicama sucks too.




Kyle72

With every order,
I utter "hold the pico".
Damn you Cilantro.




Eris23

Took a bite and gagged
They are still using this shit?
I guess I'm in hell




Scubazim

A wonderful dish
It's loaded with cilantro
Now let us vomit




Ktea

Fetid barb of green
Cilantro spoils the stuffing
Coriander too




Jayjelgar

Of all the tastes I
deplore, none is so foul as
loathesome cilantro.




Jayjelgar

Surely it must be
a foul conspiracy -- why
else so many names




Jayjelgar

Loathe cilantro so
much, sometimes can't watch actress
Diane Cilento




Blakjak32

Evil Nemesis
Eminator of Retching
Curse Chefs Who Use It




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