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Cilantro, NO!

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McJohn

You look like parsley
O evil vegetable
But you can't fool me




Baconsmom

Oh! Tastes horrendous!
Did I leave the foil on?
No: just cilantro.




Fio

Putrid feculence
A fart in a flower shop
Cilantro, vile herb.




Soniku

i cant believe that
people eat cilantro. that
shit is so nasty.




Siameez

I feel so alone
Is my tounge-taste defective?
No. Others too wretch




Ronster666

Horrid, soapy, vile
Green putrid leaves in my soup
Thai food, no, Thai Garbage.




JacintaMack

it tastes nasty like
body odor, sweat, soap, bad breath.
it's so digusting.




JacintaMack

don't try to fool me
i can taste the smallest leaf
in my burrito




JacintaMack

i hate to think of
its nauseating green leaves
ruining salsa




Haggis_for_the_soul

You blithely poisoned
my tongue with vile cilantro.
Your salsa is shit.




Cab131313

Evil permeates
careful, silent, and hidden
attacks from within.




Cab131313

Green, leafy the look
of innocence on my plate
hides evil inside




Ninjasagainstcilantro

I won't eat you cilantro.
You are nausea,
You odious rogue in green.




JacintaMack

mother, thank you for
not subjecting me to the
taste of cilantro




Munchy

oh, little green death
such an invasive species
herbicide's revenge!




MImom

I hate cilantro
Wretched, fetid, vile weed
Curse upon our world




JacintaMack

you were so cruel
to make cilantro salad
for my last birthday




ChuckGu

A hundred Altoids
Followed by some liquid soap
Couldnt taste as bad




DieCilantroDie

They call this an herb?
Don't season my food with this
I hate tasting soap.




Nicebroom

I think I taste soap
Oh, no, it's just cilantro
What a waste of soup




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