Why do I taste shit?Oh, it is just cilantro...Fuck this nasty shit!
so many haikuand yet i have still more hatefor this vile green herb
cat crap in my bedor cilantro burrito?I pick the cat crap
many evil thingsplauge this earth. the worst of themis green: cilantro
o evil green leafyou have completely defiledmy poor burrito
i taste green stinkbugand realize - something vile hasinvaded my food
as a little girli once tasted a stinkbugcilantro is worse
poor tasting cookingstry to fix themselveswith cilantro hell
Expensive entree:why then would you sauce it withIvory Liquid?
O soapy green leaves,once again I extract youfrom my burrito
Cilantro GimletRuining food wasn't enough?Get out of my drink!
You look like parsleyReally, you are cilantroYou taste like evil
Vile weed, now I knowWhat death has to taste likeI no longer fear
Nightmares come nightlyI wake screaming, muttering:Cilantro must die
Evil herbs haunt meSalsa is now ghoulish glopI’d rather eat worms
cilantro tastes like chlorineit is very grosseradicate cilantro
My Thai friend insists"No cilantro - green onion!"But she has wronged me.
These are all good herbs:Basil, parsley, tarragon.Die, Cilantro, die.
YOU seduced my wife;It's true that once you go green,I don't want you back!
The menu said "pho",and said nothing about "poo"but still they served it.
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