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Soniku

Why do I taste shit?
Oh, it is just cilantro...
Fuck this nasty shit!




Nepenthene

so many haiku
and yet i have still more hate
for this vile green herb




Nepenthene

cat crap in my bed
or cilantro burrito?
I pick the cat crap




Nepenthene

many evil things
plauge this earth. the worst of them
is green: cilantro




Nepenthene

o evil green leaf
you have completely defiled
my poor burrito




Nepenthene

i taste green stinkbug
and realize - something vile has
invaded my food




Nepenthene

as a little girl
i once tasted a stinkbug
cilantro is worse




Euclides

poor tasting cookings
try to fix themselves
with cilantro hell




SFKelly

Expensive entree:
why then would you sauce it with
Ivory Liquid?




SFKelly

O soapy green leaves,
once again I extract you
from my burrito




Cramper

Cilantro Gimlet
Ruining food wasn't enough?
Get out of my drink!




Kitkat1305

You look like parsley
Really, you are cilantro
You taste like evil




Jcindc

Vile weed, now I know
What death has to taste like
I no longer fear




Flyingpiggy

Nightmares come nightly
I wake screaming, muttering:
Cilantro must die




Ronster666

Evil herbs haunt me
Salsa is now ghoulish glop
Id rather eat worms




Bcanza01

cilantro tastes like chlorine
it is very gross
eradicate cilantro




Itchyweasel1

My Thai friend insists
"No cilantro - green onion!"
But she has wronged me.




Arwen

These are all good herbs:
Basil, parsley, tarragon.
Die, Cilantro, die.




Cableguy

YOU seduced my wife;
It's true that once you go green,
I don't want you back!




Misterchill

The menu said "pho",
and said nothing about "poo"
but still they served it.




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