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Cilantro, NO!

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Sweetbear

A foul reek: I reel,
gut lurching, when in the fridge,
I find cilantro!




Garciems

my burrito sucks
cilantro, you filthy whore
lunch ruined again




Glass And Honey

cilantro, give up
you have not bested me yet
with your soapy taste




Goose

You look so harmless
I am tempted by the guac
Too bad you are gross




Imacard

Cilantro kills me
Masquerading as parsley
Abominable




Kingbenny

Oh my, how nasty.
Is that a piece of cow dung?
No, just cilantro.




ChristineB

Mouth afire, I
Suspect foul play. Cilantro,
You'll fool me no more




Princess_daisy

Ginger tastes like soap,
But ginger has grown on me.
Cilantro? Never.




Bjlowrance

see despair afloat
hear the cry of scared children
caused by cilantro




Nikebud

My guacamole
was made quite inedible
thanks to the vile weed




ALeavitt

Cilantro tastes quite
Like kissing the devil's ass
Pucker up, sweety




VegLil

Hatred is one form
Of expression for green death
Cilantro must fall.




VegLil

Happy is the day
Salsa runs free with no green
No more oppression.




VegLil

For dirt to taste good
Only eat some cilantro
Dirt becomes heaven.




VegLil

Cilantro you cad
Deceiver of many mouths
You ruin my food.




VegLil

Your smell and taste rank
For all who sing your glory
Must have no taste buds.




Glass And Honey

long, i have hated you
plant of vulgar punch
will you please become extinct!




Austin

A cilantro feast
is best for somebody who
is burning in hell.




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