If cilantro were a historical malevolent dictator, who would it be? Why?
Kim Jong Il Why? The self-declared "little turd" moniker fits perfectly with this heinous flora. Like cilantro, this stinky midget attempts to gain hegemony over entire continents via subterfuge and propoganda.
My cilantro story, first experience, recent anecdote, rant, etc...
I came 'out' of the cilantro closet a few years ago. To quote Edmun Ruffin (substituing the word 'cilantro' for 'Yankee'): I here declare my unmitigated hatred to CILANTRO rule -- to all political, social and business connection with CILANTRO and to the CILANTRO race. Would that I could impress these sentiments, in their full force, on every living Southerner and bequeath them to every one yet to be born! May such sentiments be held universally in the outraged and down-trodden South, though in silence and stillness, until the now far-distant day shall arrive for just retribution for CILANTRO usurpation, oppression and atrocious outrages, and for deliverance and vengeance for the now ruined, subjugated and enslaved Southern States!