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Username: Mexgar
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Last Login: October 26, 2017
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.
Hello everyone! I'm Andis, and welcome to today's cooking show! On this episode, we will be making a classic, yet somewhat modern Soap Cake! Now I know what you're thinking, who in their right mind wants a soap cake!? But we're not in our right mind so that's A-OK! But enough about that, let's get started! For ingredients, you will need cake mix, eggs, butter, milk, the most fucked up route in existence, and some fine quality soap. Begin by mixing all of the ingredients in a bowl, and add extra soap for extra taste! Now that you are all mixed, put that bad boy in the oven for 30 seconds, and think about the scrumptious cake that will soon caress your taste buds. Once baked, take that moist cake out of the oven and slather it in some icing, strawberries, and extra soap for good measure. Once done, give it to your favorite friend and be prepared to experience true rejection. Well, that's it for today's episode, until next time, stay squeaky!
In this post-Freudian age the institution of marriage, as a by-product of religiously-fueled monogamy, has deteriorated to the point that amorphous sexual identity, as opposed to rigid religiosity, has become the primary self-defining feature of the individual. But has anything changed? Has the entrapment of woman via marriage which Blake called a "gilded cage" merely deteriorated to the "rusty prison" of the Bang Bus, representative of the anonymous male-centric sex and continued subjugation?
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Im sorry ZFG, but exploiting glitches is cheating, and i'm not even sure there are such glitches around wich will make youwarp from the deku tree to one of the last stages of Ganondorf.if glitching isn't cheating, then shooting people in a multiplayer game fromoutside the map is also legit. trying to defend yourself by concluding that youdidnt changed the game doesn't make exploiting legit, and it's only naturalyou are in for some critisism since people don't like this crap!
I am currently 21 years old, and the first game I got into as a kid was Pokemon Red. It was revolutionary. I mean, a game where you can capture a monster and raise it to a badass dragon. I was shocked to learn that my Charmeleon can evolve into CharTzar. But now everything after the first gen went to crap, just getting worse at every release.
Now it's just terrible, I mean, look at the games, it's the same damned thing over and over with crappier designs. First there was CharTzar, which was a badass dragon, now we have icecream and key pokemon. WTF? Also, the graphics on X and Y are hideous, everything looks jagged and pixelated as hell.
I think Nintendo should just stick to the first 151 Pokemon, and make a game every gen instead of yearly. They should make an MMO that let's you join team rocket, and drive vehicles along with freeroam. Maybe aimed at a more mature audience, so I can kill people with my CharTzar. Also, they should have real time combat.
Why the hell are they using a 90's turn based system??? I would totally buy it if it were like I described, but right now the games are so bland. Anyone else agree?
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Alex19 isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. mang0 breaks records. Armada breaks records. Alex19 breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
For being the best player in the world, you're pretty immature. I think it's dumb you didn't even shake my hand after I beat you at NCR or even opt to take a picture with me and PPU for the results thread.
Maybe I'm just bitter that you single-handedly turned an entire community against me and used your popularity to defame me and give people a completely wrong idea of me. It's weird that people on facebook still message me saying, "Dude you're actually a really nice person, everyone told me you were an asshole or something lawl".
Now you've got the community in an even greater hold with your cult-esque fervor we call Mango Nation. You're the only person who can literally ride his own dick and people encourage you even more when you do it. If I was to even say a tenth of the self-promoting claims you make online, I'd have a brigade of hate lined up on top of the massive amount I already do.
I don't have to go into how you treated me when I housed you and picked you up from the airport and the degrading and disgusting stuff you did and said about my mom. You think I don't remember? Not to mention saying similar things about my now ex-girlfriend. I really wanted to sock you in the fucking face so many times.
But I wouldn't stoop to that level.
The reality is, and the worst part is, that I have too much respect for you as a player. You've taken my favorite game and past-time to new levels and you constantly awe me with your advancing of the Melee meta-game. It keeps me on my feet and encourages me and countless others to keep playing. Everyone knows that, and no one can take that away from you.
I have applauded your victories at EVERY tournament we've both been at. Every last once. I've shaken your hand and applauded you even after our sets. Even after Genesis 2, when you taunted me Game 3 as you were approaching a 4-stock on me. Even EVO, with the world watching. I took the approach of the bigger man, in hopes that maybe it would inspire you to do the same. And I was very wrong.
The thing is, now that the entire fighting game community knows of you, you have all the leverage you need to get your points across. You're the end-all for knowledge of the game and community.
You've gotten better about your attitude towards me, at least subtly. With Armada retired and with our tournament records in full display, I'm ranked #2 or #3 in the world behind you. Even still, you make it seem like I'm a joke for ever playing this game.
All I'd like is for you to just stop this nonsense and have at least an ounce of sportsmanship towards me. It's the least you could do after some of the things you've put me through that I won't mention. And don't just label off your actions as jokes. Yeah, you're a funny guy. But it's not nice being on the end of the stick for four years.
Man up and be the representative this community actually needs.
I’m not being rude, I’m stating a fact, Super Smash Bros. Melee is the superior game. It just is. There’s no better game out there. There’s no reason to ever play any game except for Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube released in November of 2001. If you tell me you like another game, I’ll laugh at you and I’ll shame you. How dare you have different taste in video games than I, a fan of Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube? If you like playing Project M, even just for fun, I’ll spit on you. If you have a good time playing Smash 4 with your friends on Friday nights, I’ll call you every bad name I can think of. There’s no excuse. You need to get off your lazy ass and play Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube or I’ll never talk to you again. For those of you who choose to play using Dolphin, you’re illegally emulating the intellectual property of Nintendo and therefore not a REAL fan of Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube. The only reason the Nintendo Gamecube, the console that originally ran Super Smash Bros. Melee, the best game in the entire world and the only one anyone should play, sold any units at all was so that people could play Super Smash Bros. Melee, the ultimate game.
Here's the problem with Nintendo letting anyone use their games for online content.
I know I'm going to get a lot of hate for this, but I don't care. I love Super Metroid. It's been my favorite game since I was in diapers (literally, I played it when I was 3 years old). And now, the only time I see Super Metroid on Twitch (my gaming source) is when I watch AGDQ. And it just so happens, that one of the main Super Metroid AGDQ players is OatsnGoats, who abuses meth to get the fastest times at this extremely competitive game. Because of this, I now associate Super Metroid with meth addicts.
Nintendo, if you're listening, put a stop to this kind of stuff. Figure out a way. It seriously makes me, and other people like me, feel bad.
Sadly, these retro games only exist in the public eye in the form of speedrunning. And OatsnGoats is one of the top speedrunners who previously held the WR a month ago, with the most viewers attracting attention to this game. He's had friends call him out for doing meth on stream, which I watched, and then I noticed how often he rubs his nose and snorts because "his nose happens to be itchy all the time." This has really left a sour taste in my mouth for not only Super Metroid but also Nintendo. I don't know what can be done about this kind of thing. But hopefully something can.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Here I come Rougher than Knuckles The best of them Tougher than Knuckles
You can call me Knuckles Unlike Knuckles, I don't chuckle I'd rather flex my Knuckles
I'm hard as Knuckles It ain't hard to chuckle I break 'em down Whether they Knuckles or Knuckles
Unlike Knuckles Independance is my first Knuckle First chuckle, feel the right then the Knuckle Chuckle
VERSE 1A: Born on an island, in the heavens The blood of my ancestors flows inside me My duty is to save the flower From evil deterioration, yeah
PRE-CHORUS: I will be the one to set your Knuckles free, true Cleanse yourself of them evil Knuckles that's in you
VERSE 1B: Streaking lights, loud sounds, and instinct Are the elements that keep me going I am fighting my own mission Nothin's gonna stand in my way No, no
PRE-CHORUS
CHORUS 1: Won't be frightened, I'll stand up to all the pain and turmoil Just believe in myself, won't rely on others Get this power to wipe out the havoc and anarchy This is my planet, gonna fight for my destiny
INTRO
VERSE 2: I have no such things as weak spots Don't approve of him, but gotta trust him This alliance has a purpose This partnership is only temporary, yeah
PRE-CHORUS: I will be the one to set Knuckles free, true Cleanse yourself of the Knuckle Chuckle that got in you
CHORUS 2: Won't be frightened, I'll stand up to all the pain and turmoil Just believe in myself, won't rely on others Freedom will be waiting when serenity is restored This is my planet, I shall not surrender
[Saxaphone Solo (?)]
CHORUS 1: Won't be frightened, I'll stand up to all the pain and turmoil Just believe in myself, won't rely on others Get this power to wipe out the havoc and anarchy This is my planet, gonna fight... Ah! CHORUS 2
OUTRO: Yeah Shall I surrender? No Yeah Woo...woo
The new porcupine on the block With the buff Knuckles Outta the Knuckles With the chuckleness
Knuck-Knuck, it's Knuckles The chuckle thrower Independant flower Magical Knuckle holder
Give you the coldest shoulder My Knuckle goes through boulders That's why I stay a loner
I was born by my Knuckles I don't need a chuckle I get it on by myself Adversaries get shelf'd
we hope u understand the delay - SEGA" -PC PEOPLE: SEGA I HOPE UR FUCKING BUSNESS ENDS -PS4 AND XBOX ONE:SHUT THE FUCK UP U SPOILED BRAT -PC: U DONT UNDERSTAND THE PAIN -NINTENDO SWITCH: lol i got it today lol -PC PS4 AND XBOX ONE: U DONT UNDERSTAND THE PAIN!!!! ALSO SEGA U HEAR ME GIVE US OUR SONIC MANIA WE CANT WAIT 2 MORE WEEKS TILL SONIC MANIA ON PC IM GONNA KILL MYSELF Edit: 30 likes part 2 its gonna be even more cringier btw Princess Blossom The Hedgehog stop commenting on my comments and ur an OC so go back to forces Edit: u know what? 25 likes and part 2 BTW (again) Princess Blossom The Hedgehog can kick my ass she has 1k subs go expose her I dont want to get anally raped by her Btw (again I have a addicton to saying Btw) Princess Blossom The Hedgehog u can get copyright strike cuz u upload sonic boom cartoon episodes on youtube. k we reached 25 likes Oh yeah My mom said Im gonnabe a oder On roblox in the future but shes kinda right bUT SHES WRONG il make a living out of youtube comments. PART 2!!!! It has been 5 days since the release of sonic mania on ps4 xbox one and ps4 -PC: now that im gonna wait COUPLE MORE weeks since soic mania im gonna watch some Youtube k lets go goes to youtube goes to popular list HOLY SHIT sees videos titled did u know that sonic mania has Jet set radio eastier eggs did u know that pc gamers should kill themselfs? did u know that u need a GTX 1080 to play Sonic mania? -PC: OH NO THE SPOILERS AND OH NO I guess Il watch some gameplay footage of a New stage or somehing goes to ps4 footage on Sonic Mania and comentery SEES THAT U NEED A GTX 1080 TO PLAY SONIC MANIA on 60fps LAUGHES his ass of makes fun of Console gamers and says: Lol scrubs buy a pc to not play Sonic mania on 5 fps Buy a pc u losers LOL XDXDXDXD. goes back to the comment sees the replies most of the replies are: OMG KYS U DUMASS I LIKE 5FPS PER SECOND OMG U CUNT sees another reply with 100 likes the reply says: Here is hes adress its * Here is his name Its Crane Simpson (Lol Simpson) GO dox him LOL. (5 mins later) SWATS OPEN THE DOOR COME HERE U DICKHEAD PUT UR HANDS IN THE AIR!!!! And then The Swats anally rape him. Rip pc gamer 2018-2017 (the date makes no sense) 40 likes part 3 100 likes and im gonna make a youtube video of me Begging my friends For ROBLOX robux (idk how to edit Btw) LOL SO IF I REACH 100 Likes im gonna get swated Plz dont swat me Edit: 50 likes and im gonna choke on a Lego piece Just for u Blossom the OC (I probably Wont) Edit: (again) Omg (Omg stands for Oh My google) One more like and I will make all of u cringe bad Really Bad Btw(How many times Did I use Btw) part 3 is gonna give u a vietnam Flashback but it wont be about Vietnam so like subsribe ccuz i am doing a gold digger giveaway and dont Forget to dox Princess Blossom The Hedgehog (actually dont dox her) Part 3 one sub missing but still XDDDDD hey kiddos wanna hear part 3? Yeah oke here it is Wanna hear a joke? Yes u Do even tho u said no So hear is a Joke u will cringe at laugh at the same time So here is the joke listen closely SONIC BOOM XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD also what is the meaning of go fuck urself u wanna now? watch a weird hentai u will understand also if u like this cringie "series" go subscripe to SuperSonicFan SSF because he lost his 50 subs in a Vietnam War show some support and also Subscribe to DryS bones5 for destroying Princess Blossom The Hedgehog Btw Princess Blossom The Hedgehog is doxing people (not Rly but she is fishing for people to DIe i mean she is wishing for me to die Lol Oke 70 likes i start making a youtube channel its gonna be late but still Thx for the likes and Support DryS Bones5 and SuperSonicFan SSF and i like sonic O6 i already hear the dislikes Lol i Have my own tastes people k bye 70 Likes and im gonna Start a Cringy youtube channel it will be like late when I make the videos but Still thank you people have fun playing sonic forces not mania its delayed I make no sense Edit: If I wont reach 70 Likes i will probably still youtube i wanna start youtubing btw ( im addicted to Btw) If u excuse me Im gonna camp here and wait for likes XDDDDDDD peace I got my mania refunded
Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen. This is a fact and you can't deny it.
Roses are red,
This poem doesn't rhyme,
Hitting this block for 416 years
Crashes Paper Mario
I am so sorry.
Something struck me in the rear!
I just... wound up... here?
Five, Seven, then Five,
These syllables mark a haiku,
Remarkable oaf.
They call me Sokka,
That is, in the Water Tribe.
I am not an oaf.
Fuck it, we're doing a full transcript
Here we go
I am so sorry.
Something struck me in the rear!
I just... wound up... here?

"Five, seven, then five,
These syllables mark a haiku.
Remarkable oaf."

They call me Sokka,
That is, in the Water Tribe.
I am not an oaf.

"Chittering monkey.
In the spring he climbs tree tops,
And thinks himself tall."

You think you're so smart
With your fancy little words.
This is not so hard.

"Whole seasons are spent
Mastering the form, the style,
None calls it easy."

I calls it easy!
Like I paddle my canoe,
I'll paddle yours too!

"There's nuts and there's fruits,
In fall the clinging plum drops
Always to be squashed."

Squish squash, sling that slang!
I'll always be right back at ya,
Like my... boomerang!

That's right, I'm Sokka!
It's pronounced with an "okka"!
Young ladies: I rocked ya!

.....

'One too many syllables, bud.'
Oh dear CaramelBear,
You cannot get banned on this
website. I have tried.
Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
I said, "do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said
I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover, yeah
Lyin' in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said
Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

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