Cilantro NO!

Cilantro, NO!

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Username: memequeen16
Member for: 180 days
Last Login: June 19, 2017
Sex: F
Age: 19
Stance: I hate cilantro.

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Jarryd removed the lid slowly, savouring every single moment. He felt the pen pulse beneath his fingers in anticipation. In the heat of moment, Jarryd barely realised that he could read the emotions of the pen. Did pens even have emotions? He thought idly. Jarryd also shivered in anticipation, remembering the feeling that his black pen gave him. Jarryd knew that the feeling would be amplified many times over this time. Bending low, so that nobody on the bus could see his questionable actions, he brought his lips to the pen. A light flicked on in his mind as he thought of a better idea. Maybe the pen would appreciate foreplay. Jarryd stuck out his tongue and, as sensually as possible, licked around the barrel of the pen. The pen noticeably warmed. It wasn’t a gradual warmth, more like short pulses than anything else, as if a mini heart beat in his grip.

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