Funky, like if you could take a spoon and scrap the ring of a 2 year old bathtub, and taste it. Funky, man. Just wrong!
Most Hated Cilantro-Containing Food:
The penultimate would be eating cilantro raw.
Do people in your family hate cilantro, too? Who?
I'm actually not sure...
If cilantro were a historical malevolent dictator, who would it be? Why?
My cilantro story, first experience, recent anecdote, rant, etc...
My wife says that people who dislike the taste of cilantro have a genetic disposition to hate it, that other "normal" people do not have the experience of tasting a "soapy-like" herb. To this claim, this unproven theory, I disagree. I believe the freaks who do enjoy the taste of cilantro have a genetic flaw, something in their physicality that has betrayed them. People who are *blessed* with PURE taste buds indeed have a severely negative reaction to cilantro because it's intended to taste foul to the normal tongue. I still love my wife very much, but what she claimed was a total crock of shit, smart as she may be.
More about me:
Paranoid when I'm in the herb section of the produce isle, and very paranoid when I'm trying to find a bunch of flat leaved parsley -- it looks so much like cilantro!