Cilantro NO!
I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
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Supporting the Fight Against Cilantro!

Username: siameez
Name: John F
Member for: 6.6 years
Last Login: November 13, 2006
Sex: M
Age: 54
Location: Pittsford  NY
United States
Stance: I hate cilantro.

What does cilantro taste like to you?
It tastes like soap, or plastic (like the smell of a freshly cut-open rubber ball) --it doesn't taste like food --it tastes FOUL!!
Most Hated Cilantro-Containing Food:
Salsas, dips, foods that BOAST the fact that they have cilantro in it, e.g. Cilantro Soup, Cilantro Muffins, Cilantro-crusted Catfish, Cilantro Popsicles
Do people in your family hate cilantro, too? Who?
My middle brother...
If cilantro were a historical malevolent dictator, who would it be? Why?
George Bush --seemingly nice, but an SOB to those who have the genetic pre-disposition to taste his poisonous nature...
My cilantro story, first experience, recent anecdote, rant, etc...
I remember going to a lovely Mexican restaurant; very popular, highly rated, --everthing was made fresh and it looked great. I was so excited! Then came this wonderful dish I had ordered and it was just covered with that shitty cilantro! A tasty dish RUINED! --what a disappointment! I couldn't even pick out the little shards of that toxic weed. It's evil spew ran through-out the entirety of the dish. I was heartbroken. I wept openly...
More about me:
I love good food. I hate cilantro. I know that I'm a good person and will go to heaven when I die, and God tells me that there is NO CILANTRO in heaven. He told me this...

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