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A Story by Bri

I'm a collage student. and I went to buy some salsa because my friend works for a Mexican restaurant for his family ( they are really well off, lucky dude. ) He gave me a bag of chips in bulk. I have ...



A Story by Mary Elbert

When I was at Berkeley High school, our last programming class task was to compose an application ourselves.

This was in 2009, and I didn't have a cell phone yet not at all like some of my a...



A Story by Corlantro

I was born on a rainy spring night; nothing unusual for a spring night. My mother is cilantro but my father is coriander. Together, somehow, they made a human child. I've lived my whole life surrounde...



A Story by TheCavalry

Before I continue, I must warn you that this is not for the easily scared. Cilantro is a dangerous and touchy topic that you should not be looking into if you under a certain age. With that said, let'...



A Story by Ed Sheeran

back in the day when cilantro was prohibited, all the people were happy and lived in harmony
until...
when they legalized cilantro the world was split; the lovers and the haters.
there was...



A Story by Cate

My friend eats just straight cilantro for lunch sometimes. She forced me to eat it one time. I hated it. The end...



A Story by Oswald

So basically once i ate some coriander, and i thought i died first up.
Then i realised it was actually just the extremely bad taste of this vicious plant.
This is my story....



A Story by Devil Weed Hater

Deep from the culinary battle lines of Southern California I write to you today to express the need for help in this grave hour. For the past week we've been up to our ankles in mushy tomato water a...



A Story by

I was at the grocery store, looking for new food for Tweetie, my bird. I could tell he was already tired of eating that lame birdseed and wanted something more interesting. While shopping, I came acro...



A Story by SmithSmithson

DAMN YOU!!!!
By Smith Smithson


I hate cilantro and my life changed for worst because of it, and I still have nightmares about it...



A Story by Chris B. Bahkon

Once apon a time, I was going to the grocery store with my mom, and my mom said "Why don't we get some cilantro?" I, of course, said yes because I didn't know what cilantro was, so I was very curious ...



A Story by Mclaren

Whey back when I was a small human I LOVED cilantro like I would eat the stuff raw!
Anyway so when I moved out for college I went to the store to buy cilantro to put in soup, I little taste of h...



A Story by Amanda

My hatred of cilantro started when I was at chipotle. I have had it once before and liked it. So I went back to have a bowl with chicken, rice, lettuce, sour cream, black beans, and cilantro. The rice...



A Story by Cilantrolivesmatter

It was a dark and stormy night in mid April. My good friend cilantro came over for coffee. My brother had always expressed such burning hatred for cilantro. Apparently the feeling was mutual, so cilan...



A Story by Ross Hill

Yesterday was my birthday. My mom knew I hated cilantro. She got me a bottle full of vinegar labeled "Cilantro repellent!" I laughed and cried at the sight, but earlier today I tried it and... It didn...



A Story by Seemore Butts

The first time I ever ate cilantro, I was 5. It tasted like a sidewalk in China and I immediately threw up. I ran to my mom crying, "I HATE CILANTRO!!!!!!" She said back, "Well I love it." I asked my ...



A Story by X

汕头人 喝夜粥
蟹粥 特别香
放了香菜
我还没发现
当场吐了出来...



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I was at a hippie restaurant ordering food and when I recieved my steak covered in green sauce, I took one bite and felt the sensation of an entire bar of liquid soap in my mouth, I began to cough I g...



A Story by Scarlett

I am really fond of Georgian cuisine, but it is usually full of cilantro - it's kind of traditional herb.
Georgian cuisine thrives on a balance of nutty, tart, and herbal flavors. Walnuts are us...



A Story by Walker George

I heard cilantro can’t use bar code tags. This came as quite a shock, I’d already though cilantro was a terrible creation, but this is to much! You need to read a code book, find cilantro, and typ...



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