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A Story by Cilantro Fairy

Cilantro is good....



A Story by PermitHerple

This one time when i was like 7 or 8, my mom took us to this taco place and i asked for a chicken taco and it was filled to the brim with cilantro and my mom made me eat the whole thing. It was this g...



A Story by Fricc You Cilantro

Cilantro is opressing me :(...



A Story by Laura

Every time i (unwillingly) get cilantro in my mouth i literally tear up. Idk whats so horrible about it but its the third time its happened and my eyes literally filled with tears. Fuck cilantro...



A Story by My Friend

One day i decided to turn my PS4 on and play Fortnite Battle Royale, one of my 2 friends in the party said he likes this devil plant (Cilantro), my other friend said that he should burn in hell and to...



A Story by Lane

Someone put cilantro on my noodles once and I had to throw them away. it was horrific...



A Story by Casper Boot

one time i ate cilantro and it tasted like soap, i will never do anything like that again in my life...



A Story by Juan Pablo

el cilantro es bueno tontos , no tienen oficio? para andar creando paginas estupidas para una maldita tonteria...



A Story by Cilantro Disguised

There was one time I almost died.

A friend and I were hanging out one day in a nearby town when we grew hungry. I had forgotten to bring my lunch that day, so we stopped at a deli that sold ...



A Story by Caeli Broewn

cilantro is the most fucking disgusting vegetable on the planet. who even made those pieces of shits? they taste like soap that a homeless niqqa rubbed on his places where the sun do not shine. you kn...



A Story by Cier

Everyone is talking about a bad experience.I don't eat cilantro, either.And hates cilantro.
The good news is that every time I dine with my colleagues.Somebody always tells the waiter, "no ci...



A Story by Jadyn

One time, I was 8 years old, and I saw this thing that looked like kale. I was weird, so I liked kale, so I put it in my mouth. My dad said “That isn’t kale. That’s cilantro.” I had heard abou...



A Story by Pat

I undeniably hate cilantro.

Okay literally the first time I had cilantro it was also the first time my mom made spring rolls. Those were pretty good at first until I took a bite and it litera...



A Story by Gertrude

One time my grandchildren came over for a crumpet and tea. I had Guillermo, my maid, prepare some ham and Swiss sandwiches. When I bit into my sandwich, I screamed. I picked the slimy green leaf off m...



A Story by Susan "I-Hate-C

A few years ago when I was 23 years old, I bought a new home that had a wonderful kitchen. My husband and I thought it would be nice to cook Italian as the first meal for the first day of living in ou...



A Story by

One time when i was five, I had a salad and wanted to die because it tasted so bad. I was walking to the washroom when I barfed all over the carpet. That was the first time I had tasted cilantro.
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A Story by Burn Cilantro, Burn

It happened when I was twelve. My and me loved to cook, we ate everything. My mom turned to me one day and goes, “we’ve never cooked with cilantro.” And I sat there and was like, “what in the ...



A Story by Nyssa Al-Ghul

I have never tried cilantro, but considering the fact that there is 5,517 people saying it's the black licorice of herbs, I'm going to say it's not the best....



A Story by

Cilantro: A Sonnet
Shall I compare thee to a cilantro
Thou art less soapy, still a useless spice.
It is tasteless and the shittiest bro,
It makes us all cry which is not nice


A Story by Purr

OK so my cilantro story: I had strep throat, right? People get that, it feels like hell, etc. I had it for about a week and it was terrible. My dads solution (I was about 12) was to give me chicken n...



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