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A Story by Ross Hill

Yesterday was my birthday. My mom knew I hated cilantro. She got me a bottle full of vinegar labeled "Cilantro repellent!" I laughed and cried at the sight, but earlier today I tried it and... It didn...



A Story by Seemore Butts

The first time I ever ate cilantro, I was 5. It tasted like a sidewalk in China and I immediately threw up. I ran to my mom crying, "I HATE CILANTRO!!!!!!" She said back, "Well I love it." I asked my ...



A Story by X

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我还没发现
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I was at a hippie restaurant ordering food and when I recieved my steak covered in green sauce, I took one bite and felt the sensation of an entire bar of liquid soap in my mouth, I began to cough I g...



A Story by Scarlett

I am really fond of Georgian cuisine, but it is usually full of cilantro - it's kind of traditional herb.
Georgian cuisine thrives on a balance of nutty, tart, and herbal flavors. Walnuts are us...



A Story by Walker George

I heard cilantro can’t use bar code tags. This came as quite a shock, I’d already though cilantro was a terrible creation, but this is to much! You need to read a code book, find cilantro, and typ...



A Story by Mr. Ham

At first it was just a dislike of cilantro. If someone asked if I wanted it as a garnish I would politely say no and go on with my day. I didn't care for the taste but I didn't hate the plant, not in ...



A Story by Suffering

Hanging there dead with all hope lost. First we must go back to the beginning. It was a day just like any other, just shopping at the store with my mother, but before I knew it my mom grabbed cilantro...



A Story by PacMan

My father, peter was 809 years old and it was his 810 birthday. My aunt Belinda brought out the nicely decorated cake with a slight pinch of cilantro on the top. I eyes the cilantro suspicously while ...



A Story by Chairlord

I have been addicted to cilantro soap for 3 years now. What I would do is put cilantro into liquid soap and drink it out of the bottle, I had to go to my local hospital due to overdose. The doctors to...



A Story by Cats Hate Cilantro

I was raised on a llama farm where we had to feed the llamas cilantro. My parents would eat the cilantro as well so we didn't have to buy any other food. I had to eat the cilantro, too. I instantly ha...



A Story by Emilyreneemanson55

The first time I ate cilantro I was at my grandma's house and she put it in her soup! I mean my grandma's soup is the best but this was the first time she put cilantro in it. I tasted the cilantro and...



A Story by Unknown

When I was yet a young lass, I stumbled upon my neighbor's garden, and there it was: a foul beast so big and strong, his only desire to rip through the tongue and throat with a revolting blow of pain ...



A Story by Rowan H

I really hate you:
Ciltantro in my Thai noodles.
Hence I found this site...



A Story by Userniome

cilantro killed my brother and ruined my life
we were on our wayto the supermarket when a crazy sociopath decided to run by with his truck. The truck was apparently filled with cilantro, byt lets...



A Story by Emma

I was just an innocent 5 year old when I first encountered cilantro. My father was growing cilantro in our backyard. I didn't know what that meant until that fateful day when I tried it. I was play...



A Story by Jimmy Neutron

Alright. So. Cilantro... it hurts me. Cilantro was a childhood friend. I CONFESSED TO CILANTRO-SENPAI AND HE REJECTED ME! Cilantro-senpai. I wish the worst for you. Or you get eaten because you are a ...



A Story by Toe

This horrid taste that assaults me, soaplike and yet without charm.
Entered this hell via family dinner, thought I, but the worst is yet to pass, how far could this green-skinned plant draw me, ...



A Story by Nathan Kane

Once, there was a boy, and he hated cilantro. He would never eat, it no matter how much his parents would try make it better. finally, he ate it, after his parents wrapped it up in melted chocolate. T...



A Story by Imagay

Ummm. ok. My mom was trying to get all creative with her cooking. It slowly turned into her just mixing random things into beautiful art then forcing it down my throat as a snack. One time, she made d...



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