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A Story by Real Farter

I pulled my dick out of my own asshole, covered in shit, and licked it, just so I could have the worst experience of my life. Later that day, I tasted cilantro, and it was worse. Now I'm in the hospit...



A Story by I Actually Like Cila

why do people hate cilantro? its really good and smells great :)...



A Story by

I never really liked herbs

So I don’t like cilantro -_-...



A Story by Yeeterson Peterson

I would rather put a toothpick under my toenail and kick a wall than eat cilantro...



A Story by Asdcxv

cilantro's just gross, and so is basil, DISGUSTING...



A Story by Chad

I've been in therapy for 15 years and I still can remember it's taste like it was yesterday...



A Story by Deja

I actually like cilantro...



A Story by Sad

cilantro used to be nice now he's a mean pants...



A Story by Dont_foot_lettuce_an

Once i was at a Mexican restaurant and ordered some delicious beef tacos and i was eating it and i was like "Huh, it tastes like soap." and i dropped it onto my plate and THERE WAS CILANTRO ...



A Story by Jonny

I hate cilantro because it is slimy and grimy. I love it because it is flavorful and crisp it is the best thing ive eaten since sliced bread. I don't know why you guys are so obstinant in liking cilan...



A Story by Another Flat-earthin

i hate cilantro so much it had an affair with my wife and now im alone because of cilantro
people dont beileve me
cilantro is SENTIENT
and its the reason the earth is flat
yep, i said ...



A Story by VaV

i thought it was basil and i bit it and it was gross...



A Story by Christian Parent

i ate cilantro and it made me vaccinate my children! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...



A Story by Parsley4lyfe

Cilantro stole my fucking girlfriend so I went and fucked his brother, parsley...



A Story by Ihatecilantro27poop

oh boy, oh man.....i wish we lived in a society where cilantro didnt f-ing exist. clinatro can eat my balls and my nuts too. ihatecilantro27poo out of this bitch...



A Story by Cilantrokiller1996

Ok I was a cilantro lover in the past. I am a changed man. I swear. One day I was going to the Netherlands. ate cilantro. died. eat a sour dick cilantro eat these case and nuts my homie. Soap tasting ...



A Story by

Fuck cilantro it = GAEY...



A Story by Jessika Bunker

I remember when Chipotle first was a thing. My friends and I went to check it out. Little did I know I would be poisoned with this vile leaf in my rice. Needless to say ever since that day I have had ...



A Story by Sanji Houpta

Everyone hates cilantro. There is no point in even having cilantro in general. Cilantro is a disgusting green herb that EVERYONE hates, so why have it? Whatever. We cant change that. Cilantro sucks....



A Story by Grace

it tastes like dish soap...



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