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A Story by Cilantro Hater

i hate cilantro!!!! it took my wife and now i am stuck paying for the divorce papers!!!!! 0/10 hate cilatnro...



A Story by Wavy Krish

Cilantro is good ok. Fuck off...



A Story by Leah

I used to like cilantro. But now I do not like it no mo. It makes your whole mouth taste like marijuana. ITS SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...



A Story by Camille

My story with cilantro:

*Cookie doesn't fit in glass of milk*



Thanks cilantro....



A Story by 3abood El Asd

BATATES BTATES BATATES BATATES KOFTA W KABAB...



A Story by

My friend loves cilantro and I hope you will send some assistance to fix her brain. cilantro is bad and dangerous, and shoud never be messed with iwe miust fight against it...



A Story by POTATOES ARE THE BES

My family was celebrating my dad's birthday at a Mexican restaurant, and that restaurant always gives free chips and salsa. My family was super excited, and so I tried some and immediately died inside...



A Story by Fucker

honestly, i fucking love cilantro. people will sneak a few grapes while checking out at the grocery store, i sneak cilantro. cilantro is the fucking best. im just here because i saw JaidenAnimation's ...



A Story by Eviio

CI***TRO its a swear word its terrible its poison do not eat it it I discovered this when I puked it up from my taco when I was 10....



A Story by Offer Gang

i was at the store and they were staking the cilantro then out of knowere a fellow cilantro hater comes up and buys all the cilantro then 1 hour later I am following them home and when I get to there ...



A Story by Cilantro Hater 7

LMAO so listen my mom puts it in everything and if i had to be honest im getting really sick and tired of this i mean come on why the fuck would i wanna eat soap i gain nothing from this expect nausea...



A Story by Oof

im a BANANANA...



A Story by Me

one time, during sex, she took out cilantro and rubbed it over my body like your supposed to do with like rose petals???? the smell was horrible and i wanted to go home

fuck you cilantro...



A Story by Ben Jamin

my mom died from cilantro...



A Story by Tea_potato

I hate cilantro. Okay bye...



A Story by Joe

Die cillantro....



A Story by Mya Haux

It was April 30. We were celebrating my dearest father's birthday and he decided to go to a new place on Main Street called Cilantro BBQ, before which I had had no personal run-in with cilantro. I had...



A Story by TheCilantroDied

I once had a cilantro plant. Then it died. Rude. Cilantro is useless like that....



A Story by Carolina Solis

fuck cilantro. Im so glad theres people out there like me who hate this dumbass WEED.
one time I ate cilantro and my actual windpipe closed up because it was so vile.
thank you for your time...



A Story by Jesus

It started when I was a boy. May 25, 2005. We were cooking out on a grill we dug out of the garbage. I was starving. My Mother gave me a burrito. It smelled wonderful. When I bit into It, my entire li...



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