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A Story by My Friend

One day i decided to turn my PS4 on and play Fortnite Battle Royale, one of my 2 friends in the party said he likes this devil plant (Cilantro), my other friend said that he should burn in hell and to...



A Story by Lane

Someone put cilantro on my noodles once and I had to throw them away. it was horrific...



A Story by Casper Boot

one time i ate cilantro and it tasted like soap, i will never do anything like that again in my life...



A Story by Juan Pablo

el cilantro es bueno tontos , no tienen oficio? para andar creando paginas estupidas para una maldita tonteria...



A Story by Cilantro Disguised

There was one time I almost died.

A friend and I were hanging out one day in a nearby town when we grew hungry. I had forgotten to bring my lunch that day, so we stopped at a deli that sold ...



A Story by Caeli Broewn

cilantro is the most fucking disgusting vegetable on the planet. who even made those pieces of shits? they taste like soap that a homeless niqqa rubbed on his places where the sun do not shine. you kn...



A Story by Cier

Everyone is talking about a bad experience.I don't eat cilantro, either.And hates cilantro.
The good news is that every time I dine with my colleagues.Somebody always tells the waiter, "no ci...



A Story by Jadyn

One time, I was 8 years old, and I saw this thing that looked like kale. I was weird, so I liked kale, so I put it in my mouth. My dad said “That isn’t kale. That’s cilantro.” I had heard abou...



A Story by Pat

I undeniably hate cilantro.

Okay literally the first time I had cilantro it was also the first time my mom made spring rolls. Those were pretty good at first until I took a bite and it litera...



A Story by Gertrude

One time my grandchildren came over for a crumpet and tea. I had Guillermo, my maid, prepare some ham and Swiss sandwiches. When I bit into my sandwich, I screamed. I picked the slimy green leaf off m...



A Story by Susan "I-Hate-C

A few years ago when I was 23 years old, I bought a new home that had a wonderful kitchen. My husband and I thought it would be nice to cook Italian as the first meal for the first day of living in ou...



A Story by

One time when i was five, I had a salad and wanted to die because it tasted so bad. I was walking to the washroom when I barfed all over the carpet. That was the first time I had tasted cilantro.
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A Story by Burn Cilantro, Burn

It happened when I was twelve. My and me loved to cook, we ate everything. My mom turned to me one day and goes, “we’ve never cooked with cilantro.” And I sat there and was like, “what in the ...



A Story by Nyssa Al-Ghul

I have never tried cilantro, but considering the fact that there is 5,517 people saying it's the black licorice of herbs, I'm going to say it's not the best....



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Cilantro: A Sonnet
Shall I compare thee to a cilantro
Thou art less soapy, still a useless spice.
It is tasteless and the shittiest bro,
It makes us all cry which is not nice


A Story by Purr

OK so my cilantro story: I had strep throat, right? People get that, it feels like hell, etc. I had it for about a week and it was terrible. My dads solution (I was about 12) was to give me chicken n...



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My heart was beating, as I looked them longingly in the eyes.. "Stay.."
Cilantro looked at me with pity, "I must leave my love."
"How could you leave me after everyth...



A Story by Kayla Williams

I hate cilantro so much! My first run in with the evil in leaf form was at dinner with my friends, Morgan, Aron, and David. They really loved this restaurant and guess what they ordered? Main courses ...



A Story by The Good Doctor

There I was, eating dinner, feeling like a true winner
It was nothing to boast, just some bacon and toast
As a culinary beginner, I felt like a true sinner
If I didn't try something ...



A Story by ILoveCilantro

I was sitting at a dinner table waiting to get some food. I then turned and saw love, at first sight, it was Cilantro. I grabbed it and chomped down with my moist teeth. It loved my teeth and massage ...



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