May 01, 2010
In Texas, you can't escape the vile pukeweed. Every form of (formerly delicious) Tex-Mex has been enveloped in stench.
Chipotle is a pretty decent restaurant. Vomitparsley can be avoided there if you choose carefully, but the rice is solid green with the stuff, overwhelming even those who mysteriously like it. (AKA 'people with no taste buds'.
I sent Chipotle an email. It simply said.....
"Cilantro is not a Vegetable".
I was delighted when the reply showed that my missive had been forwarded to a large number of recipients within the company. :)
Oh...you can now get plain white rice for the asking...