November 26, 2013
one day i was walking down the street when sudennly a cilantro attacked me. i was sooooo SCARED i hid behind a midget and his mum! but then i found out that they were also eating cilantro so i ran away screaming BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! i ran to a restaurant becuase i needed to use the toilets because i was gonna pee my pants becuse of how scared i was! but then a waitress walked past me with a cilantro dish and i peed my pants right on the spot. Thants when i decided to never leave my house and thats why i am here telling my story to you beautiful cilantro haters people.